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Grumpy Schneiderman

When an angry Matthew becomes irate. Possibly caused by other poeples. You never know what will provoke a grumpy schneiderman but when it goes down people die and being a bone duster, the bodies will be disposed of easily and without question.
Mike: What's going on over there
Pablo: Looks like there's and altercation of some sorts

Mike: Holy crap he just grumpy schneiderman'd his ass let's get the F* outta here
Pblo: roger that
by assman19 October 24, 2011
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Grumpy Troll

The act of two individuals rubbing their buttholes together in a misguided attempt to achieve sexual pleasure. So named for the involuntary noises and facial expressions made by the participants during the act.
Person 1: Guys, I tried the Grumpy Troll last night.

Person 2: Seriously? Feel anything.

Person 1: Nothing. Literally, nothing.

Person 2: How hard did you try.

Person 1: Let me put it this way. I'm much grumpier today.
by NoMoreButtRubs September 12, 2012
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grumpy vagina

When your vagina doesn't want that penis because it's depressed
We can't have sex because I have a grumpy vagina.
by Samig April 10, 2015
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grumpy old man

Grumpy Old Man, like CIA director Johnnie Brennan! Someone dissed his "friend" invitation and he went GOM!! They thumbed down his Facebutt comment and he swore like a GOM!!
by rodger wilco December 24, 2015
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grumpy monkey

When your man wants some lovin but he didn't get you what you want
Scott tried to get some but i went all grumpy monkey on his ass
by FLwheeler April 18, 2016
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grumpy clam

A vagina that has not been pet,touched or penetrated by fingers or a penis fake or real.
That chick is always angry she must have a bad case of the grumpy clam.
by Moper69 December 17, 2016
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grumpy bubble

A near distance perimeter that surrounds perpetually grumpy individuals that instantly makes others who enter the bubble grumpy too.
Carlos was in a good mood until he overtaken by grumpiness when Sean stopped by his desk and enveloped him in his grumpy bubble.
by yeahgriz August 2, 2016
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