grumpy cowboy

Like the reverse cowgirl, but while doing reverse pushups.

Zach Statler: I gave that girl a sick grumpy cowboy last night, it was so good she made me wear a cowboy hat and boots.

by xbassistdoodx September 06, 2010

Grumpy gills

Someone being grumpy for no reason.

Joel, you're such a grumpy gills.

by Mdcf January 12, 2010

jam a grumpy

synonym for the act of taking a shit.

I'll be back in 5, I've got to jam a grumpy.

by Erock April 19, 2004

grumpy saddle

Uniquely perverse act, known only to readers of The Hater, that is always performed with a British accent.

After getting bored with the Donkey Punch, it was time for all of Amelie's friends to give the Grumpy Saddle a go.

by Still Not Quite Right July 12, 2008

grumpy cat

the subject of many, many memes.

Grumpy cat's takeover of the internet is still going - it's memewashing people!

by bobthechez January 13, 2019

grumpy bear

Waking up in a bad mood. Those particularly afflicted are from the southern hemisphere

Who's a grumpy bear this morning?

by mh8748 October 18, 2010

squating a grumpy

when one defecates. i.e. taking a crap.

Yo, i'm squating a grumpy.

by mattyohomygunit October 03, 2006