Groomee

Pronounced grew me
A groomee is a person, usually between the ages of 14 and 16 dating someone at least four years older than them, usually 18-20.

Sofia! you are 15 how are you dating an 18-year-old! You are such a groomee.

by Kaisse May 9, 2024

groomefish

A weird looking creature, pretending to be a female human. Generally from areas with low education (such as Scotland). Answers by the name of Laura, generally love cats and sucking penis.

Oh no, I saw that groomefish again today, sucking off a turtle.

by Unyanz January 30, 2025

grooted

So high that subjective experience is perceived from the perspective of a conscious tree.

Man, I got so grooted last night I could feel my chloroplasts.

by grooted_flis May 9, 2025

Groomidermist

Someone who is extremely good at preening / grooming feathers, and feather groups.

Jeff is a better groomidermist than a taxidermist.

by Rabid Bird June 10, 2025

Groomership

A made up word meaning the word "grooming" but constant practice of it or making it a service around others

"The manipulation and pedophilia are all part of his groomership ideals."

"They're spreading this sort of groomership like if it was a sport."

by OchiSlug September 2, 2025

Groomer Ivy

San Fransisco band who’s lead singer has grooming and abuse allegations. Alternatively known as “Luna Ivy”.

“You’re going to Groomer Ivy? I hear their lead Lees is a weirdo.”

by Jdleon December 7, 2025

Baby Groomer

Jeffery Epstein was a baby groomer.

Novice dog groomers sometimes think of themselves as baby groomers, but hey please don’t Epstein my dog but do express his anal glands.

by Damnit Janet March 24, 2022