Oh shut up, will you??? You ain’t care when Tristan cheated on you the first fifty-leven times. You ain’t care when he was sharing his Groupon peen with the world while you were pregnant with Two Truths and A Lie™️. Why do you care now?
You’re a bird. A whole pterodactyl.
-- Clarkisha Kent
You’re a bird. A whole pterodactyl.
-- Clarkisha Kent
by 10001110101... March 1, 2019
Get the Groupon peen mug.I was going down the street, without a care on my mind. All up in my own design... Again this song I just made up, will hit the top of the charts in 3 days. You'll see.
by Not Zane September 18, 2004
Get the pop music group mug.Related Words
Grodup
• groupie
• group
• group chat
• Group Poop
• group-x
• groupies
• grouper
• grouphug
• Groupon
When more than one persons male or female sticks their hands down your pants and the group of said male or females yank your underwear as high as it can go and on ocassion spin you around by the elastic of said underwear. Underwear wearer is now permanately humiliated.
by Wedgie Reciever and Giver November 9, 2005
Get the group wedgie mug.A learning strategy devised by academics to divert attention from themselves and their own activities, cut down on teaching time and cause the maximum amount of stress and discomfort to their students. Groupwork involves the administration of complex, indecipherable assessment tasks which students are left to spend long hours together in each others' company to figure out leading often to short periods of abusive conflict and sometimes even longer periods of fornication and even marriage.
Jemima: Professor, can you please answer me a question about our assignment?
Professor: No I can't. You see, it's groupwork. You have to figure it out together with your team mates. Why not go and ask Brad to help you. He looks like he'd be happy to straighten you out. I have to go now and see if that infernal coffee bar is open yet.
Professor: No I can't. You see, it's groupwork. You have to figure it out together with your team mates. Why not go and ask Brad to help you. He looks like he'd be happy to straighten you out. I have to go now and see if that infernal coffee bar is open yet.
by The Gonzo Lecture March 25, 2010
Get the groupwork mug.A record company (better known as WMG to the YouTube community) that would have been broke years ago if it wasn't for the fact that Time Warner (an AOL Company) owns half the world.
Highlights in Warner Music Group's history:
Charlton Heston read the lyrics from several rap albums WMG was preparing to publish to the old, white men who ran the company. The records in question were dropped from the label.
In early 2009, WMG got pissed that UMG (Universal Music Group) was making more money off of YouTube then them, and pulled their music from the site. Seven months later, it was announced that 'an agreement' was reached that would 'put Warner content back on the site by the end of the year.'
Details were kept vague on whether this would mean audio removed from user uploaded videos would be restored. These details were kept vague mainly because when 2010 rolled around, only the WMG channel had the videos and music restored.
At the end of the day, Warner Music Group is just another example of what's wrong with the music industry (and pretty much every media industry these days to be honest) - They're afraid of the Internet instead of using it to promote their products, so they do the exact opposite of what would make them money.
Highlights in Warner Music Group's history:
Charlton Heston read the lyrics from several rap albums WMG was preparing to publish to the old, white men who ran the company. The records in question were dropped from the label.
In early 2009, WMG got pissed that UMG (Universal Music Group) was making more money off of YouTube then them, and pulled their music from the site. Seven months later, it was announced that 'an agreement' was reached that would 'put Warner content back on the site by the end of the year.'
Details were kept vague on whether this would mean audio removed from user uploaded videos would be restored. These details were kept vague mainly because when 2010 rolled around, only the WMG channel had the videos and music restored.
At the end of the day, Warner Music Group is just another example of what's wrong with the music industry (and pretty much every media industry these days to be honest) - They're afraid of the Internet instead of using it to promote their products, so they do the exact opposite of what would make them money.
Levon: My YouTube video of Give It Away was removed! Stupid Warner Music Group!
Daniel: I hope they go out of business.
Levon: Well then I guess you hope Warner Brothers Pictures, DC Comics, Time Magazine, AOL, and hundreds of other small companies go out of business too.
Daniel: No big loss.
Daniel: I hope they go out of business.
Levon: Well then I guess you hope Warner Brothers Pictures, DC Comics, Time Magazine, AOL, and hundreds of other small companies go out of business too.
Daniel: No big loss.
by billy_buddy_of_doom8 January 14, 2010
Get the Warner Music Group mug.Political term that means pseudo-equal rights group or artifcial equal rights group. This groups or organizations tend to call them selves a organization that supports freedom and equality; however that is nothing more a backdrop for a biased unequal agenda.
Groups like Accuracy In Academia and Students for Academic Freedom are good exaples of Astroturf Groups. They put on the identity of being a organization that supports equality, but actually are trying to advance a political bias
Groups like Accuracy In Academia and Students for Academic Freedom are good exaples of Astroturf Groups. They put on the identity of being a organization that supports equality, but actually are trying to advance a political bias
by Bob_the_Patriot November 18, 2007
Get the Astroturf Group mug.A sort of abbreviation for "gross couple". Everyone has known/heard/seen one; Two people who's un-dividing high school relationship is going to 'last for eternity'. Together, they're no longer two seperate people, but one single entity.
YOU ARE A GROUPLE IF...
you count your weekly/daily anniversaries
you have picture(s) of yourselves kissing posted on Facebook/Myspace
your last text message is from your significant other
your phone background is their face
your significant other's name is saved as something other than their name listed on their birth certificate in your phone book(ie baby, boo, my honeybun hotcakes...)
you see their family more than you see your own
you're planning to attend the same college/university
you have more of their clothes in your closet than you do your own (for girls mostly..)
you wear themed Halloween costumes (plug and outlet anyone?)
you've decided your children's names
you said "I love you" two weeks into your relationship
you plan your daily outfits to match
you feed each other
you text them right after you get off the phone with them
if you've broken up and gotten back together within 24 hours
if you've broken up and gotten back together at least twice
if you can't go out in public without each other
you count your weekly/daily anniversaries
you have picture(s) of yourselves kissing posted on Facebook/Myspace
your last text message is from your significant other
your phone background is their face
your significant other's name is saved as something other than their name listed on their birth certificate in your phone book(ie baby, boo, my honeybun hotcakes...)
you see their family more than you see your own
you're planning to attend the same college/university
you have more of their clothes in your closet than you do your own (for girls mostly..)
you wear themed Halloween costumes (plug and outlet anyone?)
you've decided your children's names
you said "I love you" two weeks into your relationship
you plan your daily outfits to match
you feed each other
you text them right after you get off the phone with them
if you've broken up and gotten back together within 24 hours
if you've broken up and gotten back together at least twice
if you can't go out in public without each other
by Grouple Hater January 11, 2011
Get the grouple mug.