Greensmith

1)a porky crisp substance usually found in the shape of a small swine's ear
2) the flabtastic flab happy flab yeah baby

1) god i could murder a packet of economy greensmiths
2)what the hell is that bouncing down the road..... oh my god.... could it be..... it is....a big greensmith ahhhhhhhhhhhhh (runs away arms aflailing)

by guzzly et al April 3, 2005

Greebs

A short gremlin like creature who dresses with a range of styles, however all centre around a greebo theme. This creature is quiet yet cocky and has a tiny penis.

Feeds predominantly on rustlers and sausages, and has only one natural enemy (see McMuffin ). Most commonly found in smokers stinging people for fags, or sucking smooth man penis in 'Time Out'.

Sightings are few and far between for this mysterious creature and we do not know much about it, however, we can be sure of one thing: This is indubitably one slippery Bastard, with a tiny, tiny penis.

Greebs stop licking that window.
Oh Greebs.
Classic Greebs!
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if Greebs stopped bein such a pikey by robbing all my wood?
Greebs... Can't touch this.
Greebs it was just a joke chill... Greebs what are you doing? Greebs.. GREEBS!!! Ahhahaahhahahhaaa *muffled cries then silence*

by Anti-Coon February 25, 2011

greets

a shortening of greetings, used to greet someone (duh)

Greets! How's life?

by Rakeri August 10, 2003

collard greens

spinach for collard people

white guy-"what are collard greens any way?"
black guy-"they is like spinach."
white guy-"so why dont you just eat spinach?"
black guy-"..."

by Tyranosuarus Effing Awesome December 20, 2007

Greens

Greens may refer to the very first hit from the bowl of a smoking pipe when all the weed is still green.

Friend: "Yo, want greens?"
You: "Yeah bruh."

by GuestUser1337 July 24, 2014

greensleeves

As is a reference to having sex on a lawn and the resulting green grass-stained clothing, greensleeves may also be used in a broader context to generally mean having sex in public.

The risk of being watched while going greensleeves during a music festival could be a Porn theme/fantasy.

by superfunker June 16, 2015

greenseyre

A gay sexual position which is inspired by the most gayest, jewish homosexual person possible, greenseyre. To complete this position, you must have the biggest chode possible to give the best penetration.

Mark: Ahaha, your so gay the you would perform the greenseyre!

Steven: Pro, how do you think you were born?

by The9686Lover November 28, 2016