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Greek Mafia 

A mafia which is predominantly Greek and Cypriot. Considered one of the best Mafia's know due to not a lot of publicity on the mafia such as the Italian mafia and the Russian mafia.

Based in Greece (duh)has turf in other places like Philadelphia, Astoria NY, Chicago and Toronto.
The Greek mafia is so good no one has even heard about them.
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greek sailor 

The Greek sailor is when you eat a gyro sandwich and when the juice drips on your hand you wipe it on your dick and put it in a girl's butt
I took my girl out for Gyros the other day and gave her the Greek sailor when we were finished
greek sailor by Hmilltone December 1, 2017

Greek Mafia 

the ''ikoyennia'' (the family)
NY boss: Pericles Diamantopoulos
Houston boss: Andreas Kouvalakis
bootlegg liquor, gambling, diners, stripclubs
"adelfia" (brothers, associates, soldiers):
Nassos Papaspiratos, Dino Kouvalakis, Tony Hadzimenos, Billy Krifakis, Theo Manolakis, Manny Tsiklou, Strato Kleftoulas, Micheal Vergoitis.
Hold meetings in Greek churches to avoid FBI survellience, have many political members in City Hall. Kouvalakis is from the island of Patmos, in greece.
Greek Mafia by forty from queens February 5, 2010

greek penis 

A greek person's penis that is controlled by the gods Zeus and Poseidon. Greek penises are known to be too big and too mighty for many women. Female encounters with these penises have resulted in vaginal tearing and extreme orgasms controlled by Poseidon(God of Water)
Maria: So im going out with Kosta
Nicole: NOOOOOO!!!!
Maria: Why?
Nicole: He has a GREEK PENIS!!!
Maria: OMG I better stay away from him he might cock slap me
Nicole: Your too late greek penises are too powerful
Maria: Fuck your right
greek penis by Itchy Scratchy January 12, 2011

greek girl 

'Damn! That girl's so hot, she must be a Greek girl!'
greek girl by CyberQueen September 17, 2008

Greek Triathlon 

A Triathlon that consists of Drinking, Eating, and Fucking.
Teacher: Why are you late today!
Student: Um I was competing in a Greek Triathlon?
Teacher: Good Excuse

John: Yo Todd heard you got fucked up last night.
Todd: Yeah I killed it in the Greek Triathlon
Greek Triathlon by Illuminati LT August 11, 2012

Greek Knight 

1. Someone, (particularly a gay or bisexual white male), who champions for the LGBT community.

2. A gay, bisexual, or trans-attracted white male.
That guy Tyler is logged into 8chan 23 hours a day. He's an undercover Greek knight for sure.
Greek Knight by Kuleytallet June 28, 2020