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Turkish Grease Cake

A pancake stuffed with a heady concoction of banana and sugar. The Turkish Grease cake is cooked using an inordinate amount of sunflower oil and finished off under the grill which caramelises the sugar like a crude Brule. Eaten by dim witted stoned people of Turkish extraction. In some cultures the Turkish Grease Cake is referred to as a Greco Lard Pattie.
As in 'would you like a Turkish Grease Cake?'-

'no I'm not stoned'
by DJ Poker February 25, 2009
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pocket grease

Money
A derivative of greasing someone's palm
My Dad would say to me as he reached in his pocket "I know you have a date tonight, I don't want you looking broke so here is a little pocket grease " as he handed me a fifty.
by King dbl Z B February 10, 2018
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I was lookin' at that biatch in Playboy and greasing the monkey.
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Graze Anatomy

When a naked man sidles up behind a naked woman and his Johnson grazes her ass.
Before stepping into the shower I walked behind my wife and let my penis brush across her ass. She looked back at me disapprovingly and asked what I was doing. I said "you've just experienced an episode of graze anatomy."
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Neckbone Grease

Deshauwn: "Yo, you see that one chick in front of us."
Phil: "Yeah dawg, she got hella neckbone grease."
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crease grease

The greasy remains from an inadequate ass wiping. Ultimately will cause burning and/or itching until propertly cleaned. The cause of skid-marks in a persons drawers.
Dude, I cant wait to find a crapper so I can clean up my crease grease.
by biffula September 2, 2006
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Knuckle graze

The unfortunate event when the toilet paper you are wiping with skims and slips off your ass, thus causing your knuckles to graze your half-wiped ass. A smell check of the offending knuckles will confirm or deny whether you need to cut off your hand.
This dollar store toilet paper offered me no ass traction; a knuckle graze occured, and now my knuckles look like shitty brown mountains.
by SavageNation June 5, 2009
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