Greasy chips

Greasy chips are several girls that go out and try to get guys to buy them drinks, dinner, pay their bills and use them as a babys daddy.

I was over by the stage and a group of greasy chips came thru the door and on of the chips asked me to get her a drink. I walked away cause my hands dont need no greasy chips!

by shaun farrell February 26, 2006

greasy baseball

When you marinate your cock in a greasy pool of your own masculine semen and violently molly wop your whore. If you have a French tickler, this method of pleasure is referred to as a greasy curve ball.

"Make me a sandwich bitch or I'll hit you the the greasy baseball!"

by Dirty Walter & The Boys April 11, 2017

Greasy bagel

Sexual move for a girl with a shallow vagina. Take a bagel with butter, microwave it. Then put it on your dick. Now your huge dick won't impale her tiny vagina.

My girls pussy is so shallow, I had to use the greasy bagel.

by Kernel mustard April 11, 2013

greasy peen

A penis that is covered in lubrication. Men usually grease their peen before sex if the woman's vagina is too dry or she's wants it in her ass.

It's a good thing Harold had a greasy peen when he fucked Gloria in the asshole or else she would have had a sore anus this morning.

by beerlover87 January 7, 2009

Greasy Torres

The act of farting on someone while they are giving you a blowjob.

This chick was going down on me and I gave her a Greasy Torres.

by AnalAssassin August 14, 2007

greasy fig

To take a shit on the morning after a night out on the booze and junk food.

I had a skin full of beer and a stomach full of curry and curled off a bowl of greasy figs this morning.

by Ben kill July 13, 2007

greasy zamboni

A man dagging his well duck buttered under carriage across a woman's face, from her chin to her forehead.

After a hard day's work I throughly enjoy giving my wife a greasy zamboni.

by James t Smith May 27, 2008