greasy peen

A penis that is covered in lubrication. Men usually grease their peen before sex if the woman's vagina is too dry or she's wants it in her ass.

It's a good thing Harold had a greasy peen when he fucked Gloria in the asshole or else she would have had a sore anus this morning.

by beerlover87 January 7, 2009

Greasy bagel

Sexual move for a girl with a shallow vagina. Take a bagel with butter, microwave it. Then put it on your dick. Now your huge dick won't impale her tiny vagina.

My girls pussy is so shallow, I had to use the greasy bagel.

by Kernel mustard April 11, 2013

Greasy emo

This person is what gives the emo a bad reputation. There can be attractive and non-dirt bag emo kids, however the greasy emo is currently out numbering the clean emo greatly. In general a greasy emo wears glitter on their eye lids, as well as thick gross eyeliner. The greasy emo also tends to be a tad... fucking massive.

Becca: MMMMM glitter on my eyes, MCR in the ears, and a beer belly the size of a whale hanging over the belt. THATS HOW I ROLL.
Me: You're the definition of "greasy emo" your even on UD now.
Becca: Did you say i was emo?! Thats what I was going for :D *loves it*
Me: *PROJECTILE VOMIT EURYWHERE*

by its_saturn February 16, 2009

greasy zamboni

A man dagging his well duck buttered under carriage across a woman's face, from her chin to her forehead.

After a hard day's work I throughly enjoy giving my wife a greasy zamboni.

by James t Smith May 27, 2008

greasy fig

To take a shit on the morning after a night out on the booze and junk food.

I had a skin full of beer and a stomach full of curry and curled off a bowl of greasy figs this morning.

by Ben kill July 13, 2007

Greasy Torres

The act of farting on someone while they are giving you a blowjob.

This chick was going down on me and I gave her a Greasy Torres.

by AnalAssassin August 14, 2007

Greasy Handrail

An engorged, throbbing cock that has been slickered up with vaseline, KY, or other lubricant.

Jane was horned up and wanted a good pounding so she got the jar of bacon grease and grabbed her boyfriend's cock and gave him a Greasy Handrail. He pounded her for the next two hours.

by Eaton Holgoode July 4, 2009