grandma coot coot

a younger person whos vagina looks like an older womans vagina. they may also have the smell of fish coming from between their legs.

BOB: "that girl is such a slut"
DAN: "yea, she probably is a grandma coot coot."

by beerdrinker March 10, 2009

grandma-ed

to recieve a gift that you (or any sensible person) do not what or need, preferably from your grandma

i got totally grandma-ed this christmas i got a F***in leopard snuggie and a nail file

by munsonburger February 24, 2010

Naked Grandma

Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house...

Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house...
Naked Grandma

by itsWoland January 20, 2017

grandma

The friend who always wants to stay in. Complains of back pain and getting tired before midnight when they are only in their mid-twenties. Their instagram feed most likely features their cat with the occasional "going out" picture once a year.

Brooke: "Want to come out with us tonight?"
Jess: "I'm super tired. I think I'm just going to stay in, I'm such a grandma."
Brooke: "You really are."

by crazyinstagirl July 25, 2018

Grandmageddon

The wrath of the family matriarch that is generally triggered by doing something tremendously displeasing to Gma. This wrath can range from cold stares and cutting comments around the Thanksgiving table, to extended guilt trips, to having family lakeside cabin privileges revoked, and even to having her rewrite you out of her will.
Grandmageddon should be avoided or delayed at all costs, because unlike other people, she is much more likely to carry her grudge to the grave- mainly because the crazy old bitch is not to far from it.

"Dave doesn't look to happy about going home for the Thanksgiving break."
"That's because he has to tell his Grandma that he and Julie are planning on spending Christmas in Cancun. He's planning on triggering Grandmageddon on his last day there."
"Oh? How sad- he was really looking forward to getting that '09 BMW. Well, so much for that."

by JohnnyTheLatteBoy January 2, 2009

my grandma

an old lady the will fill you up and she is a very nice girl that has treats forever! :)

boy: my grandma is the best in the whole world

other boy: how so?

boy: she can get me any snacks I want

other boy: wow thats soo cool

boy: I know right!

by im mr.awesome man January 1, 2021

Grandma Wings

The hanging fat on the back of the arms above the elbow and under the armpit of an old woman. No muscle (tricep) all blubber

She reached up for the grits and the grandma wings started to flap.

by 7will July 28, 2009