The Gorbachev

Sex move in which a bald man rubs his head in the vagina of a menstrating female until his head looks like the ex-Soviet leader's.

The Gorbachev is like falling asleep in a bowl of marinara sauce-that smells like fish.

by Javid1236 March 28, 2009

gorby

in reference to the former Soviet Union leader Gorbachev, because of his red
birthmark on his head: when a guy is
doing a chick on her period, & he gets
blood on his dick, so he pulls it out
to smack her in the head with it...

"that girl let me do her on her period,
so i had to give her a gorby"

by IMPLANT MAFIA January 26, 2005

Mikhail Gorbachev

When an unconscious person's head is shaved, someone ejaculates on the person's head. The ejaculation is the mixed with red food coloring giving the appearance of the crimson birthmark on the top of his/her bald head of the former leader of the Soviet Union.

Rocko gave Natasha a Mikhail Gorbachev after she had too much vodka!

by Jesus420 June 29, 2006

gorbs

Man that knows it all has answer to every thin

How you know that I asked gorbs

by Kelly H August 12, 2003

gorbie

a person who crosses the road whithout taking any caution to oncoming traffic.

that gorbie i nailed fucked my bumper up bad.

you fuckin gorbie! fuck you! die in a fire! look before you walk!

i was going to hit that fucking gorbie but it would have fucked up my godly 1968 El Camino SS.

by fairf December 20, 2007

gorbel

A prize given for junk science. The words origin lies in Al Gore's 2007 Nobel Prize for Peace.

If I can get this car to run on orphan socks, I just might win a Gorbel.

by Wally Wallace October 29, 2007

Gorbitron

A nickname given to top pledges at the fraternity, Sigma Alpha Epsilon Idaho Alpha Chapter

This kids an awesome pledge, we should dub him Gorbitron this fall.

by Dub Step February 24, 2011