Goomba

A worthless piece of shit person, only good for getting stomped on / kicked or hit with shit.

"Yeah, you're friends a useless fucking goomba who keeps dodging his child support payments."

by Brendan Preemdarts June 16, 2025

goomba

Apartheid-era ghetto slang term used by black South Africans to refer to a van, a "Hippo" armored personnel carrier, or other vehicle of the South African National Police (or South African Defense Force) -- most especially in connection with "goombas" used to support white police seizing and terrorizing blacks. Also, often a term used by blacks to refer to the police themselves.

"Watch out! There is goomba coming up the road. You should get off the street."

by Listener JWG December 31, 2020

Goomba

A name Ken Carson, a member of the rap collective opium is commonly referred to as.

"yo dude, have you heard the new song Goomba released last night?"

"yea, it went harder den a mug"

by undergroundhiphoprobot January 5, 2023

I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba

A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.

Mario's purpose is essentially "I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba."

by LJorSomething November 16, 2024

Goomba

An enemy from super mario. you kill it by jumping on his head.

It also looks like a black dick with a face.

If you die from a goomba you're a noob

by ._hello_. July 16, 2020

Goomba

Someone that is just acting stupid and does not know what the fuck they are doing or saying.

Sit down and shutup you are being a fucking goomba.

by Kwame Brown 133 October 10, 2018

Goomba

A silly person, the dumbass in your friend group.

“Stfu brett you’re a Goomba”

by Yung Chico May 22, 2018