google-sensei

An alternate name for the search engine Google used to establish its ability to answer simple questions

Alpher: Hey guys, can someone tell me what the 4th most populated country in Africa is?
Bethe: I don't know, go ask Google-sensei

by Schwanker December 31, 2013

Google Medicine

To use Google Search to identify any medical condition you may have and how to resolve it yourself.

You: " I've had this really strange cough for a while"

Friend: " Shouldn't you go to a doctor and have it checked out?"

You: " No I will just Google medicine it and find out what's wrong and how to treat it"

by Calvin D. Jones August 7, 2016

Google It

1. To "google" something, meaning to look it up on Google.

2. To search for something in general

"Wanna know more about the French Revolution? Google it"

"Google this"

by Kristin November 18, 2004

fuck Google

your reply to google when it says, "here I'll give you all this shit that you and i don't know what to do with, and go fuck yourself."

Google: " here I'll give you all this shit that you and i don't know what to do with, and go fuck yourself"
you: "Fuck Google"

site took to long to respond

by King Candy_09 April 2, 2017

Google University

The school of choice for self described experts who make ridiculous claims and attempt to back them up with "evidence" gleaned from google searches. Signs attendance include links to various fringe websites, blogs, and media outlets well known for twisting facts to suit the position of the writer(s). Other signs include lack of credible evidence (or inclusion of anecdotal evidence) , the writer/blogger thinking they understand science better than scientists, and talk of government conspiracies.

"Other than the provided bullshit from google searches links, the best evidence available is the anecdotal evidence provided by interviews with blank, blank, and blank. The government, doctors, scientists, corporations don't want you to know this because it will cost them money, power, legitimacy. I have A degree from Google University many years of experience in dealing with this issue. Tell your friends, this conspiracy to hide the truth must stop!"

by Pizza113 May 18, 2014

Google that shit

If any information is needed to be found or is being disputed amongest peers all one has to say is simply google that shit. Once the simple phrase is given an individual is practically
compelled to do a search on Google.

example 1
Guy one "Is it true a camel has two penises?"
Guy two "How the fuck would i know?? Just google that shit."
example 2
"Seriously, the actor who plays the father in Back to the Future movies is differant in all three films. No, I do not care if you do not believe me! Google that shit then!"

by bigjimd September 26, 2005

googlebation

To google everything for answers to all your questions

I google everything they call me google man; my superpower, Googlebation!

by DemonFlame December 27, 2007