"Awesome party at the Gooch last night, Boongers hooked up with some dude and Jadly smashed a bitch"
by Ldizzles January 23, 2013
Get the The Goochmug. by chris February 21, 2003
Get the goochmug. 1) Opposition Corner Back "Aw for fuck sake why'd yous put me on the gooch?"
2) Commentator "And thats another fantastic performance from Colm "The Gooch" Cooper
2) Commentator "And thats another fantastic performance from Colm "The Gooch" Cooper
by GingerJack March 17, 2013
Get the The Goochmug. Gooching. The act of grabbing/rubbing two fingers on someones gooch area. can be done either sexually or as a means of punishment or beating up. Mythically it is possible to gooch someone until they jizz.
Lets gooch that new year 8 kid, hes a pinhead. Gooch him good he didn't pay his money.Ohh baby gooch me till i jizz. HElP hes gooching me!!
by jizzhead April 11, 2009
Get the Goochingmug. The precious area between a male scrotum and the anus. It provides the use of connecting these very important body parts for a male.
Robert told me that he applies deodorant on his gooch to prevant the excessive sweating and vinegary stench that his gooch excretes.
Phillip hates it when his dog bites on his gooch while he is sleeping.
Arthur's girlfriend was disgusted at the sight of his hairy gooch, but still continued to lick it.
Phillip hates it when his dog bites on his gooch while he is sleeping.
Arthur's girlfriend was disgusted at the sight of his hairy gooch, but still continued to lick it.
by cunthunter June 12, 2008
Get the goochmug. Noun: The area between the scrotum and the anal sphincter
Verb: To poke said area with one's hand or an implement, the latter is known as an implement gooche.
Verb: To poke said area with one's hand or an implement, the latter is known as an implement gooche.
by Lt. Jhonty Rhodes Pegasus III May 18, 2006
Get the goochemug. Term for an older, bitter engineer or computer programmer that thwarts all requests to do work by employing various strategies such as ignoring the request, complaining they are "too busy", criticizing the request as "completely idiotic" or intimidating the requester until they simply go away crying. Gooches are also great at blaming others when problems arise and are are very successful at getting others to do their work for them because they "can't be bothered".
Boy: Do you think the gooch knows anything about this database?
Girl: I think so, but last week i asked him a question and he almost chopped my head off. You ask him, i don't feel like getting gooched again.
Girl: I think so, but last week i asked him a question and he almost chopped my head off. You ask him, i don't feel like getting gooched again.
by ZippyFerguson July 26, 2010
Get the goochmug.