goober

n. slang in the medical community for small abcesses in the groin or rectal area.

She had a small goober but the doctor lanced it and gave her antibotics.

by reptiles October 4, 2002

goober

to goober something, or someone, is to run and tackle them at speed. A goober is not a true goober unless both parties slip and fall, but take care of each other in the decent, so as neither get in the least bit hurt.

'Dom totally just goobered Soph' or 'You're going the right way for a goober and I don't care who knows it!'

by somefungal October 13, 2011

goober

1. Boogers
2. Someone with a lot of mucus coming from their nose. This term is generally applied to new tokers, but sometimes to people with colds. The term has been coined because the new toker often takes too big of hits, wants to cough but tries to hold it in, and ends up having the air escape through their nose... along with a healthy amount of mucus (goobers).
3. Peanut (I tell no lies!)
4. Stupid cutsey title people apply to cute shit.

Toke-master: "Frank you're such a goober!"
Frank: "Snort snort... sniff sniff..." (wipes nose) "Yeah I know..."

by Drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 29, 2007

Goober

the eye crust before it dries and its all saucy like drop of snot but some how it just sits in the corner of your eye

Goooood morn-
Holy crap! honey you got a huge eye goober!

by KyleSmile&DogPile March 13, 2009

goober

gob of mucus

For revenge Bart hawked a juicy goober into Lisa's lunch box.

by George Snelling April 25, 2003

Goober

A person having ricockulous homeliness and a tendancy towards redneck demeanor, activities, and intellect.

That snaggle-toothed, retarded looking, redneck Clint is such a fucking Goober.

by FagBoy July 7, 2005

Goober

verb. An alternate take on the word goober; to goober- to actually laugh out loud while having a conversation with someone while conversing through texts or instant messages, where the other person's voice is not heard.

When you sent me that text in Biochem I goobered really badly. Everyone looked at me like I was a wierdo.

by Jojo Bobinson March 31, 2010