goober

a very attractive baseball player at whitman highschool who is the hottest sophomore vietnemese kid.the only bad thing about him is he is very shy

Lau: holy shit theeres goober...hottest guy in our grade
Steph: AMEN to that!!

by syracuse December 10, 2004

goober

Baby talk for penis

Parent talking to kid:
"Little Billy, stop playing with your goober or it'll fall off"

by SuperDude12326 April 4, 2009

goober

Person who wears socks to bed

Dan is a goober.

by binsyy October 15, 2014

goober

Derrogatory term used by US soldiers for any local citizen or Insurgent, in both Afghanistan and Iraq, particularly after the military leadership decreed that using the term "Hadji" was a punishable offense.

"Well guys, it looks like we can shoot 'em with rifles or missiles, but should you go so far as to call one a Hadji your ass is grass. I recommend that you call them 'Goober' instead; it seems less offensive to the untrained ear..."

by B 2/75 October 5, 2005

goober

a chocolate covered peanut or a jar of peanut butter and jelly mixed together

when i went to the movies with bob we got goobers after having sex in the seats

by rachael January 28, 2005

goober

a peanut

will, you are such a goober!

by kevely and sam March 8, 2003

Goobers

When a man wakes up with morning wood and goes to do the sit and tuck for a pee, in a spurt of farts he accidentally shits on his own nuts.

"Damn man, I woke this morning with the worst case of morning wood. I went for the sit and tuck, I guess the early morning brew shits took effect, and I shit on my own balls! Damn goobers took me an hour to clean off!"

by Dickforbrewery September 19, 2009