a very attractive baseball player at whitman highschool who is the hottest sophomore vietnemese kid.the only bad thing about him is he is very shy
by syracuse December 10, 2004
by SuperDude12326 November 25, 2008
Derrogatory term used by US soldiers for any local citizen or Insurgent, in both Afghanistan and Iraq, particularly after the military leadership decreed that using the term "Hadji" was a punishable offense.
"Well guys, it looks like we can shoot 'em with rifles or missiles, but should you go so far as to call one a Hadji your ass is grass. I recommend that you call them 'Goober' instead; it seems less offensive to the untrained ear..."
by B 2/75 October 02, 2005
by rachael January 28, 2005
When a man wakes up with morning wood and goes to do the sit and tuck for a pee, in a spurt of farts he accidentally shits on his own nuts.
"Damn man, I woke this morning with the worst case of morning wood. I went for the sit and tuck, I guess the early morning brew shits took effect, and I shit on my own balls! Damn goobers took me an hour to clean off!"
by Dickforbrewery September 19, 2009