by sexyboo August 29, 2010

by shrubbage December 31, 2008

The goldfish angels are the forms of eternal happiness due to their constant smile and the joy they bring to others. On the Great Chain of Being the rank below the saints but above the angels (on level with the archangels). They preside over the goldfish missionaries which are the goldfish we know. The purpose of the missionary goldfish is to bring health and joy to humans so that we may serve to our best ability.
P. S. Atheists and Non-Christians also appreciate the benefits of the goldfish angels and their missionary brethren but they do not acknowledge their true importance.
P. S. Atheists and Non-Christians also appreciate the benefits of the goldfish angels and their missionary brethren but they do not acknowledge their true importance.
by ally3:6 January 22, 2022

by AARON__BURR April 14, 2022

by Wet mush February 26, 2022

larry “yo what up”
ben “not much just chatting w goldy”
larry “who?”
ben “goldy. goldy the goldfish. he’s too cool, you wouldn’t know him.”
ben “not much just chatting w goldy”
larry “who?”
ben “goldy. goldy the goldfish. he’s too cool, you wouldn’t know him.”
by bob the bodybuilder🤙 January 20, 2018

milking the goldfish "man, only thing i can do is after that is milk the goldfish" "I couldnt do anything after that display. I just sat there milking the goldfish"
by Awrekt February 11, 2018
