A retard with creative biological powers who got all the credit for creating human inefficiencies so they would always waste time eating, pooping, peeing, sleeping, playing on social media, inventing things the world doesn't really need, and ultimately devouring all of the 1st creation's (Earth's) resources before they can actually evolve.
Behold, I am God, the reason you all hate yourselves because you can never be me!
Don't piss off God or he'll start that apocalypse program that's got all of the religious sheeple in a frenzy pit of fears!
Don't piss off God or he'll start that apocalypse program that's got all of the religious sheeple in a frenzy pit of fears!
by ninaarhowell August 28, 2023
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1. (a) A being or object believed to have more than natural attributes and powers and to require human worship; specifically: one controlling a particular aspect or part of reality.
(b) (Capital G.) The unique Supreme Being worshiped by Jews, Christians, Muslims, and adherents of some similar faiths.
2. A person whose great skill, knowledge, or other impressive traits are believed to be supernatural.
3. A person, thing or activity treated with extreme devotion.
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4. (Capital G.) Used to express strong emotion, especially shock or amazement. Often preceded by "oh" and/or "my".
1. (a) A being or object believed to have more than natural attributes and powers and to require human worship; specifically: one controlling a particular aspect or part of reality.
(b) (Capital G.) The unique Supreme Being worshiped by Jews, Christians, Muslims, and adherents of some similar faiths.
2. A person whose great skill, knowledge, or other impressive traits are believed to be supernatural.
3. A person, thing or activity treated with extreme devotion.
(Interjection)
4. (Capital G.) Used to express strong emotion, especially shock or amazement. Often preceded by "oh" and/or "my".
1. (a) The Norsemen believed in many gods.
(b) How God could have founded so many contradictory religions in his name is a mystery.
2. Dale Earnhardt is a god to some NASCAR fans.
3. The only god some people respect is the almighty dollar.
4. Oh God, I've just been shot!
(b) How God could have founded so many contradictory religions in his name is a mystery.
2. Dale Earnhardt is a god to some NASCAR fans.
3. The only god some people respect is the almighty dollar.
4. Oh God, I've just been shot!
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There's an infinite number of minor technicalities that may justify there being a God, all of which are fun to pick apart.
There's an infinite number of minor technicalities that may justify there being a God, all of which are fun to pick apart.
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Get the Is there a God? mug.God is the main character in the bible, whether he exists or not is not for anyone to be sure, although it is highly improbable. I think if everyone stopped believing in god, and started believing in themselves the world would be a better place, but who knows.
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