GILBERT

Gilbert is the first African American to be named Gilbert. Gilbert has the embodiment of pure chaos and will stop at nothing.
He has been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and has over 300 confirmed kills. Not only he has extensively trained in unarmed combat, but Gilbert has access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent if you go in his way

"Hey GILBERT"

by Gilbert Gottfried August 30, 2019

gilbertown

Gilbertown is a tiny piece of hell. Full of hoes, guys obsessed with their trucks, and nowhere to fucking eat. Gilbertown truly sucks ass.

“Wanna go to gilbertown”
“I’d rather eat a homeless mans ass”

by Cumwhore97 October 29, 2020

Gilbertsexual

Being in love or attracted to the fictional character Gilbert Blythe

Anne: I am in love with Gilbert

Diana: That means you're Gilbertsexual !

by Anne with an e January 4, 2021

Gilberto

A male with a absolute monstrous cock and balls. Typically gets all the ladies and likes vagina

Bro he’s so addicted to vagina that’s Gilberto

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Gilbert snatch n jerk

When the Adonis Johnny Bravo chiseled from the finest marble by the hands of Michelangelo himself. Descends down a snatches up the bird you spent all night trying to pull and leaves you with your dick in your hand. Smelling of shame and defeat your only option is to now head home and jerk off to some old pictures of Betty White.

Dude, I was trying to pull this chick all night and got totally Gilbert snatch n jerked.

by Cuddlepuddle69 February 14, 2022

Gilbert

A Gilbert is a person that likes someone who doesn’t like them back and does everything for the girl (or guy) but doesn’t see that they aren’t interested in him. Even though someone how had been nice to him and is always there for him likes him but he’s just too blind to see it. Gilbert’s are really nice and caring even to those that aren’t nice to them. They always like to see the good in people and never judge them.
There’s people who think Gilberts are weird (especially because or his name) but, there are some that like them.

Girl 1: My guy best friend is Gilbert I really like him but he doesn’t realize it. He likes girl 3.
Girl 2: Eww Gilbert is really weird why do you like him
Girl 1: You have to get to know him
Girl 3: Ughhh Gilbert likes me, he weird and I’ve told him that many times
Girl 1: I wish he’d like me instead

by anonymous October 16, 2022

Carly Gilbert

The act of eating asparagus with Micky Mouse

This morning, at the disney cafe, i totally carly gilbert!

by Carlos munches cool November 22, 2010