Jumping into a wall as high and hard as you can, but horizontally, so your position mimics that of a gecko on a wall.
Then you hit the floor.
Then you hit the floor.
Sam: "time to get geckoing"
*gecko*
Matt: "That was a gecko and a half"
Pete: "I've never seen a gecko with such panache!"
Ollie: "What a gecko, that was amazing."
*gecko*
Matt: "That was a gecko and a half"
Pete: "I've never seen a gecko with such panache!"
Ollie: "What a gecko, that was amazing."
by Flat2sFinest November 16, 2010
Get the geckoing mug.Gekoloniseerd is a Dutch word which means "colonized." After appearing in an animated short explaining Dutch colonialism and the East India Trading Company, the term began being used on Dutch subreddits in jokes about the Dutch taking something over. Eventually, these jokes spread to history meme subreddits.
*Some Minecraft YouTuber*
"Look, there's a Nether in Minecraft, let's call it the Netherlands."
*Dutch people in the comments*
"GEKOLONISEERD"
"Look, there's a Nether in Minecraft, let's call it the Netherlands."
*Dutch people in the comments*
"GEKOLONISEERD"
by Anzu_sl September 24, 2019
Get the gekoloniseerd mug.I'm hungry for some gerkins
by Anonymous September 11, 2002
Get the Gerkin mug.When you're sexing a girl from behind against a wall, and you "accidentally" slip it into her ass.
she will proceed to 'climb the wall' like a startled gecko.
she will proceed to 'climb the wall' like a startled gecko.
Nick couldn't stand up anymore so he gave Emma a startled gecko. We're still waiting for her to climb down from the roof.
by L-Mo April 29, 2008
Get the startled gecko mug.The small, computer generated lizard mascot for Geico. Portrayed with an Australian accent. Is a cute little bugger.
by i love stuff December 13, 2004
Get the Gecko mug.While having sex with your girlfriend standing up against a wall doggy style, you insert your finger into her anus. She then yells and tries to climb the wall in shock like a screaming gecko. Thus you have what is known as screaming gecko.
by Tommy TT May 12, 2011
Get the Screaming Gecko mug.Someone/something that is being either:
1) Really good at doing something. Up to the point of being gerkinly good.
2) A bit of a nobhead in any kind of way.
(Yes, these two conflicting opinions do make it extremely hard to tell what is meant sometimes. It's open to the receiver's interpretation to prevent unwanted offense and tears.)
3) A particularly nice gerkin.
1) Really good at doing something. Up to the point of being gerkinly good.
2) A bit of a nobhead in any kind of way.
(Yes, these two conflicting opinions do make it extremely hard to tell what is meant sometimes. It's open to the receiver's interpretation to prevent unwanted offense and tears.)
3) A particularly nice gerkin.
1)
Will: I'm pretty solid at chess.
Emily: You're not just solid, you're a Murkin' Gerkin
2)
Lydia: Hey John! That new shampoo you're using is making your hair smell like wet dog.
John: Stop being a Murkin' Gerkin.
3)
Bethany: Mmmmmmmmmmm... that was one hell of a Murkin' Gerkin.
Will: I'm pretty solid at chess.
Emily: You're not just solid, you're a Murkin' Gerkin
2)
Lydia: Hey John! That new shampoo you're using is making your hair smell like wet dog.
John: Stop being a Murkin' Gerkin.
3)
Bethany: Mmmmmmmmmmm... that was one hell of a Murkin' Gerkin.
by Will R Fry December 20, 2008
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