Goid

A goid whom is not a bright spark, Dim witted and in general useless

the fellow is such a goid, he cant do anything!

by Joe from the stow November 14, 2005

geordie shore

A "reality" tv show based in Newcastle, England, Uk
A terrible rip-off of Jersy Shore.

I never thought that they would make anything that was worse than Jersey Shore, but those money-hungry-idiot-using TV bosses managed to pull this one right out of their arses.

Description: A group of orange herpes ridden nobheads were all bunked into one house to have sex with each other and other whores from night clubs. All they seem to do is have sex, fake tan and wait... fake tan some more. Not to mention they are all uggers.

Girl: Lyk omg r u gunna wach that Geordie Shore

Boy: Wht? u mean Jersey Shore?

Girl: lyk no, lyke literary the English version

Boy: Nah, even i don't stoop that low...

by TheNicestOne June 17, 2011

geordie

A Geordie, a person that lives up north + has the best accent around personally! Dont get on with Sunderland + Middlesborough!

Southern person 1: Do you like chocolate?
Southern person 2: Yes.
Geordie: Way aye man!

by Southern Geordie September 17, 2005

geordie

Says 'why aye' a lot. Wears T-shirts and shorts in middle of winter complaining about how hot it is.

by pieman April 9, 2003

Goid

A hip new word for good

Dude you did so goid on your monologue last Friday.

by Lime,kak, and bean January 16, 2018

Geoduck

Pre-Op Transexual. Name taken from a seawater clam with a very large, Ahem, tongue - native to the coasts of the Ring of fire, but mostly along Northwestern United States and Canada. Pokes fun at deleted scene from the movie "Sparticus," where the Caesar asks the slave boy in the bath "Is it wrong to like both snails and oysters?"

"Say goodbye to the Geoduck!"
"This Geoduck loves to suck and be sucked."

by Carlos C. Calderon November 30, 2004

gelidkinesis

A power of the mind to turn any liquid substance into jelly/ gelatine like substance. Used by Bella Hartley in H2O Just add water, Gelidkinesis jelly can be hardened and turned to blue at user's will.

Bella Hartley (Indiana Evans) used Gelidkinesis throughout series 3 of H2O Just Add Water.

by Nati123 November 23, 2013