Geographic Best Friend

The friend who lives closest to you, therefore making them inherently your best friend when you need a favor.

Don't worry about it, I'll just call my Geographic Best Friend, I just live down the street from him.

by Mathyoufsa December 4, 2010

meography

it is the way 'mericans learn about maps and shit, since 'merica is the center of the universe.

Harland Williams is the leading expert in 'Merican meography.

by LethbridgeRob October 23, 2013

Gemagraphy

the study of Gema
yes there will be test you big oaf.
......
I'd you study gema you're pretty weird ngl.

Oh no I'm failing Gemagraphy!
I need to study Gemagraphy.

by Book of VIC March 4, 2021

chore-eography

Dancing elaborate moves to great music whilst hanging washing, ironing, or cleaning in an attempt to make mundane chores more exciting.

I was cleaning my surfaces and had the radio on, suddenly this great track came on, I started dancing an amazing sequence of moves - it was definitely chore-eography.

by dreamingwombat September 29, 2010

National Geographic Tits

Banana or flapjack shaped titties with nipples pointing straight down. Originated from too many national geographic pictures of 3rd world indiginous women who dont have bras.

Did you see the newest nat geo magazine? The one with the National Geographic Tits on the cover?

by Deedub310 May 20, 2019

geographicly challenged

a nice way of saying that somebody is a fat fuck

"mom, am i fat?"
"no no son, your just geographicly challenged"

by joooooo January 5, 2007

geographic card

referring to wet dreams, jizz stains and their shape.

"yo jim jones, i made a geographic card last night that looked exactly like italy"

by jim jones yo September 27, 2007