Geese

Monsters that deserve to die. Don't mistake them for ducks or swans. They can attacc not protecc and they may bite your bacc. They are dangerous and should be avoided/killed at all costs.

Family has a nice day at Park
Geese arrive
Family - Oh no! We're doomed!

5 minutes later

Family murdered blood all over with bloody footprints of some evil birds.

by LizardWizard801 March 2, 2020

geese

an african american from the hood who reverts to panhandling in his new suburban surroundings, all the while playing the race card

what's up with that brothah? ...last night he hit me up at the bar for drinks, and food...I can't shake this guy, or any money out of his wallet...

I told you to not feed the geese.

by laslo January 16, 2013

I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.

Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.

by QuacksO December 30, 2022

Geese

A group of loose, untidy and or unattractive women.

As we pulled up to the party we noticed some geese standing outside waiting to get in.

by Golden_Wizard February 2, 2021

Geese Uh?

When a flock of geese block out the sun and your only remark is :Geese Uh?

Friend 1: Yo what is that blackness in the sky.

Friend 2: Geese uh?

by lordofgrandfathers May 11, 2021

Geese Lightning

A slang name for somebody who experiences road rage and thus frequently honks at other people and drivers.

*(Derived from Greese Lightning, the name of the car in the 1978 film Greece.)

1: "Get off the road!" *beeps horn* *Honk, honk, honk
2: Calm down Geese Lightning!

by BromineQueen June 13, 2022

Porch of Geese

A line from family guy

Porch of Geese "Thats what i though a portugese was!"

by WinnieLemon September 9, 2022