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geese

rich people, especially high school students, that migrate down to florida for their school breaks (fall, winter, SPRING) because they can afford it.
“why is everyone on my snap map on their way to florida?”
“man idk, we live in a city full of geese”
by znoopdizzle April 1, 2022
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Geese

An evil creature made by satan himself. They flock in groups of thousands and will shit on your lawn relentlessly. Theyll block the road when youre late to work just to angrr you intentionally, and worst of all they are capable of reproduction. Sadly the government believes these creatures of evil, for whatever reason, to be worth perserving; thats why its illegal for you to shoot them or run them over.
HONEY! The damn geese are back!
Son! Watch out for that geese shit in the yard!
Yo dude! Watch me shoot these dumbass geese!
by Therapguy98 August 22, 2016
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Geese

A group of loose, untidy and or unattractive women.
As we pulled up to the party we noticed some geese standing outside waiting to get in.
by Golden_Wizard February 2, 2021
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Feeding the Geese

When you rub your thumb, index, and middle finger together infront of your cock to make it look like your master-baiting
Look at James over there Feeding The Geese, what a guy
by Linden&James December 10, 2024
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Hunting Snow Geese

Going out to find a financially stable, advanced aged sexual partner in times of difficulty. Different from "Gold Digging" due to the lower standard, only needing to be stable, not rich, and looking from someone who would not be able to find a partner otherwise.

Normally undertaken but women of the Northern USA and Canada.
"I heard Layla is broke."
"Really?"
"Yeah. it's so bad, she's turned to Hunting Snow Geese."
by Lamnad April 1, 2020
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Porch of Geese

Porch of Geese "Thats what i though a portugese was!"
by WinnieLemon September 9, 2022
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Stealing from the geese

The act of a woman fingering herself with a scooping motion as if she’s taking the bread back away from the geese.
Ashlyn came home from chemistry class and couldn’t wait to begin stealing from the geese
by davewantsshots January 17, 2025
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