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german sparkle party

A sparkly party thrown by the modern native inhabitants of Germania. A swaggalicious occurance synonmous with hardcore awesome. Typically correlated with rübber bööts and pärty pänts. However it transcends common knowledge, which dismisses it as basely effeminate. The true magnitude of extreme über gucci swag eminating from these gatherings is beyond the base understanding of the uninitiated.
Is dis de party ja? I like German Sparkle Party.

Wenn es gibt kein Glitzer, es gibt kein Party, ja.
Translation: When there are no sparkles, there is no party, ja.
by DJ$waggaKING June 16, 2013
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german valentine

when on valentine's day a love is given what seems like a box of chocolates but instead of chocolate it is filled with frozen turds.
"I gave Sandy a German valentine"

"Did it have nuts?"
by lazzar February 14, 2009
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GermanDeli

An Internet site where people who miss German food and German groceries in the USA find what they've been craving.
German food groceries imported food German specialties foodies GermanDeli.com
by Deli-dweller February 5, 2010
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german baby leg

(n) a five plus pound penis that, when erect, resembles a chunky baby's leg complete with rolls. Often achieved with the help of implants and injections.
Elmer: "hey shit cletus, what you got in your pocket? "
Cletus: "bend over and I'll show you. "
Elmer: "damn, how did you do that? wait, what you doing. ..get that German baby leg away from me! "
by Austin Pealy April 16, 2015
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german dust bowl

The act of blowing across a gaping rectum to make a whistling sound.
It sounded like a train horn when Chad performed a German dust bowl on Samantha!
by MM/GM/NB December 15, 2021
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Germans

A group of people living mostly in Germany, the beaches of Southern Spain and Pennsylvania. They are great at pretty much everything, and have invented most technical gear you own or would like to own.

Being an awesome nation, a short Austrian named Hitler managed to make these good-humored people think they were the master race. This soon turned out to be false, and to this day, Germans travel the globe apologizing profusely for ever believing that crap.

Germans are known to be great lovers, although they often dress poorly and sometimes sport moustaches. That's why Karl Lagerfeld pretends to be French. As a rule of thumb, Germans posses the inverse skill set of the English, who suck at everything except wearing really, really, really groovy clothes and writing catchy pop songs.

Famous Germans include Beethoven, Wagner, the Scorpions, Einstein, Luther, Boris Becker, Kant, Milli Vanilli and most British Royalty. Ahmadinejad and Tom Cruise secretly want to be German, but they can't.
Your mum: Look at these guys, they are building a great car. Are they Japanese?

You: No, doh. They are tall and handsome, so obviously they are Germans. Let's go and nag them about the holocaust. (they walk over)

Hans: Ve are so sorry about what happened...
Fritz: Sorry.
by Kurt von Kraut December 2, 2009
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German shnitzel burger

the german shnitzel burger occurs when your fucking a girl then right before you're about to cum you take a dump on her chest, roll it up into a patty and you shove it as far up her cooch as possible before topping with jizz and sauerkraut.
last night i gave a girl a German shnitzel burger right after i pooed on her chest
by roflwafflesnaffle March 19, 2010
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