Gayer than a bag of dicks

Gayer than your average bear! very very gay! so gay you could stand a flag pole in there anus and pack the sides with mounds of pubic hair for a more compact feel.

Scotts outerwear is a pink fish-net vest, bright coloured ass-less drainpipes and sporting glittery fairy wings along with his boyfriends dancing to YMCA and rubbing oil into there exposed nipples. therefore he would be and this would be 'gayer than a bag of dicks'

by zakoh October 26, 2007

Gayer than AIDS

Being super gay, gayer then gay faggots.

Normal guy: Hey man you touched my ass.

Gay guy: You love it

Normal guy: Fuck off, your Gayer than Aids.

by Boredtodeath.com.ru.au.de.boob January 25, 2012

Meat Gazer Lean

While someone is in the act as a meat gazer. It is the lean towards the urinal to prevent them from seeing your package.

I got my dick wet when I was doing the maet gazer lean.

by mark snider January 25, 2005

gayzorbeam

A beam of light used to keep male homosexuals away. Some say the gayzorbeam is really 50,000 vaginas going at the speed of amazing.

"Gayzorbeam! PEW PEW PEW!" -Jake G.

by Jaaaaaaaaake October 7, 2008

Meat Gazer

A man who tries to catch a glimpse at your package while pissing at the urinal.

Mike sure acts like a homo when hes meat gazin'.

by mark snider January 25, 2005

gayer

being more gay than a gay person

you are such a gayer

by theshadowgirth February 17, 2010

gaybert

a gay person named gilbert, who is so stupid he said shaggaginns

ur such a gaybert

gaybert is so freakin gay

by jessman April 26, 2005