[Gaybers]

Gayber/gaybers gaybers are people who try to force other people to be gay, this is most commonly found in friend groups. It is a way for gay people to try and FORCE their gayness onto others. Some gay people just think that they can change their friends sexuality because they prefer gay people over straight people, this often also happens in religion.

friend: Hey fred, have you ever considered being gay like me?

fred: No stop being a gaybers, I'm not a gay person, stop trying to force your sexuality on me

by Hemllock October 11, 2018

gaycelona

Bunch of autistic pricks who thinks gaycelona is the best team in the planet 🤣 🤣 🤣.

HALA MADRID SIUUUUUUUUUUU

I hate the team pessi used to play in.
Gaycelona?
YEA.

by a dolph hit ler October 11, 2023

Granny Gaper

An old woman that is into anal gaping or an old man that enjoys giving grandma a good gaping every now and then.

From the sounds I heard last night coming from grandpa’s room, I’d say he’s a granny gaper.

I really reached a low point last night and fapped off watching amateur videos of a granny gaper. I don’t think I will ever be the same.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017

Gapehammer

A word for 'giving someone anal' with your huge penis.

Jeff: So, did you and that girl get it on last night?

Freddie: Yeah, i gave her the gapehammer

by Theroflstickmanofmayonaise March 24, 2009

gaper day

The day (usually April Fool's Day or thereabouts) when all the mountain employees and locals who don't have to work dress up in absurd tourist outfits and imitate all the dumb gaper shit we have to deal with the rest of the year. Usually involves lots of neon clothing, ridiculous stunts, and massive amounts of alcohol.

"It's gaper day! I'm going to wear my dad's 80's onesy."

"I'm going with a camo hunting jacket and jeans and doing the Texas Tuck all day on the greens."

by npadd January 20, 2010

gaper

A huge loose fanny

"That girl had a massive gaper" "did she?" "yh mate fanny like a yawning hippo"

by high4lifeXx April 16, 2015

gaper

A skier or snowboarder who sucks and is usually spotted wearing clothing from 1983, but other clothing styles for them do exist. A dead giveaway of a gaper is when their pants are tucked into their boots and the famous "Gaper Gap" (a gap between the helmet/hat and the goggles). Gapers sometimes temporarily inhabit the entrance to a terrain park. They will sit on their ass for a good 5-10 minutes talking about what they are going to do of a that "jump" or "rail" while everyone behind them goes before them and they stare at them with their mouth gaped open. Once they finally decide to leave their home at the entrance of the terrain park, the gaper will eventually decide to either roll over the jump and mess up all the lips, or they will try and actually hit the jump. If this occurs, they generally end up coming up half way short of the landing on their ass and yardsale, while the person behind them runs them over and/or yells at them. Gapers may also make turns or snowplow down green runs and sometime try to act cool by crouching and sticking their ski poles in the air but are totally oblivioius to the fact that they look even more stupid than they previously were. Gapers often find themselves on the top of a black diamond run because they are dumbasses and can't read a map. When they approach the run, they may either turn around, stare at it, sit down on the top of it, or just simply walk down the side of it. Gapers often have trouble getting on and off lifts and the lift operator gets really frustrated with them because he is required to stop the lift. A fun game to play while skiing or riding behind a gaper is called "Follow the Gaper". The game is played by following the gaper's path and looking as bad as they are. The game will usually last until they identify your presence, however it is possible to extend the game even past this point.

That gaper just stopped the lift when he got on and off of it!

That gaper's Salomon Symbio rear-entry ski boots are so sick!

by Scabby Anderson January 18, 2009