gaythrax

when you are stupid, contagious, and retarted.

my room mate's haircut is so gaythrax because his line up was all rounded up on the side (true story)

by ghettomeeh May 5, 2005

Gaythan

An All-Powerful Deity of Memes who shall appear before one random child each Christmas Eve and convert them to gay. Due to his high status on the Council of Memes, he protects his followers on Soundcloud and the Holders of the Gay - his legion of chosen individuals who have been scholars of him their wholes lives with the soul purpose of enlightening the world with gay.

"Praise be! The Lord Gaythan cometh!"

"Gaythan, my lord; we have turned the entire population of California to your holiness."
"Very good my child, you have fulfilled your mission; rest now."

by H3r371c_M4ch1n3 September 10, 2018

gareth

he is a very fat shirtless hairy man steals small children and takes them into his basement and then rapes them

AAAAAAH! gareth got me!

by howdyoj November 29, 2020

Gareth

Gareth is a very horny person and very dirty minded. He likes a specific song that he won't ever forget. " A HORNY WORLD A HORNY PLACE I NEVER KNEW". He likes to moan when he wants to and is GAY. like just straight up gay.

Whenever the teacher talks about human reproduction, the class stares at Gareth.

by iLoveKimJongUn September 18, 2019

Gareth

A wanker with a huge ego to make up for his smaller...problems.

"How was your date with that guy?"

"Ugh, much worse than I had thought. He's definitely a Gareth."

by XD hahaha XD June 3, 2013

gaytheist

A person who subscribes to the belief that all gay people are actually faking their homosexuality to get attention and that actual homosexuality doesn't exist.

Person 1: "Hey man, why don't you ask out that chick?"
Person 2: "Because I'm gay."
Person 1: "I'm a gaytheist. I don't believe homosexuality exists."
Person 2: "You're wrong. I'm gay."
Person 1: Are you?

by Memorandis May 3, 2011

Gareth

A scumbag welsh wanker, probably from the valleys. A racicst petrol bomber who is also a theif. A person that will commit I.D fraud. More than likley to have a few children dotted around that he doesn't see. And is also more than likely to have the second name of Price. A trickster and a fraud that uses people to climb the social ladder.

oh shit, there is that scumbag Gareth, wonder who he is ripping off now?

by mani11111111111111111111111111 July 8, 2012