Gash Pirate

A group of ill mannered seaman who trawl the seas in search of gash,any gash,hairy bald young or auld,warm or cold.
They willl take thier swag and leave in search of thier next piece of gash

Starboard side gash pirates,all aboard that vessel theres plenty gash to go round
Get in aboot it

by gash pirate May 23, 2011

Gash point

A subtle change to the phrase cash point.

A nightclub, pub, whore house, anywhere you expect to have more than it's fair share of fanny.

Any place knee deep in clunge.

"We need to go to the nearest gash point"

"I need a gash point now !"

" I need to go to the gash point.." "Why ?" " I need to get some gash"

by nicegirlsee April 20, 2012

Gash Chamber

A room or vehicle filled with attractive (potentially Jewish) women

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that car?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: It was a total gash chamber
Guy 2: That's deeply offensive to my religion... and should we go after them?

by Whipwreck October 23, 2012

uni-gash

A connection between the vagina and anus via an extension of vaginal lips and moist tissue.

A vertical smiling Cheshire Cat.

I was eating this girl out and ended up with my tongue in her ass because she didn't inform me of her uni-gash!

by mister norm April 7, 2010

Tassel Gash

Referring to a woman's genetalia with over grown pubic hair.

Her pubes are so long they hang like tassels, she has a tassel gash

by Lezzers101 August 2, 2016

Pulling a Garch

Interrupting a conversation to make a point that is either wildly misguided, completely off-topic, or factually incorrect because you think that you read or heard it somewhere.

Teacher: Let's take a look at this graph that looks like Mickey Mouse
Matthew: Is that a Fourier transformation? A Fourier transform can draw any image using just rotating circ--
Teacher: No. It's a graph that looks like Mickey Mouse.
Warren: Matthew always be pulling a Garch like that.

by Sanjobanjo November 2, 2020

Gash flash

When a girl opens her legs while in a skirt and you get a flash of her pants or gash.

Hey close your legs!
Why?
I am getting mega gash flash.

by SammiiSprkl April 26, 2010