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gambler's ass

A condition that causes one's ass to become sore. This typically occurs after sitting in uncomfortable casino chairs for long periods of time.
I've got a serious case of gambler's ass after playing blackjack for the past 8 hours.
by LPD3 January 23, 2009
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Snatch Gambler

One who gambles with the snatch.
"Don't hang out with her unless you are confident in your SNATCH GABMLER skills."

"Mark's mom is a SNATCH GAAMBLER. I saw her with my sister yesterday on the kitchen floor!"
by Ryan Dacey February 15, 2005
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Chode Gargler

One who sucks such an exorbitant amount of chode that he/she has achieved 'gargler' status, meaning that he/she, instead of gargling on mouthwash in the morning and night, gargles on a massive chode instead. Indicators of a chode gargler is an extremely large mouth, as it has been stretched by the chode.
"Hey man you're teeth look really yellow, have you been using mouthwash?"
"No I gargle chode instead, I'm a chode gargler!"
by Eric Clay January 15, 2015
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Avid gambler

Someone that partakes in pulling off incredibly stupid stunts, convinced by their peer pressuring friends and their cheap wagers.
"I bet you 5 dollars you won't shove this cheese sandwich up your ass."
"I'm an avid gambler, you're on!"
by V_ronica August 2, 2009
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Gamblers Special

A meal that is inexpensive, discounted, and affordable in which the customer ordering is allowing the kitchen to decide what to serve them.
Waitress, I only have $6, can I please get a gamblers special?
by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
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gamblers math

The ability to see a loss as only a temporary situation that will turn around to your benefit in the end.
Person 1: Its time to walk away form the poker table, you've already lost $200
Person 2: I haven't lost it I'm just down, I'm due to win a few hands
Person 1: Stop using gamblers math.
by TCuneo September 27, 2011
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Gambler’s Old Fashioned

Intentionally getting an old fashioned (hand job) in risky situations and places where the likelihood of being caught is extremely high and risky. The thrill of gambling with getting caught combined with the physical pleasure of a vigorous handy is intoxicating.
Rachel was picking out bananas with one hand and giving me a gambler’s old fashioned with the other in the produce isle at the Walmart.

I shot my custard all over the blackboard in class just before the bell. That gambler’s old fashioned is incredible.

I’m pretty sure the drive thru chick at Starbucks realized I was getting a gambler’s old fashioned when Rachel was ordering a vanilla latte.
by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2018
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