gobble neck

The hideous flap of skin that hangs from some old people's necks.

Strom Thurmond had a fine gobble neck.

by funk_knuckle June 10, 2004

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Gabberflasted

To describe a feeling that one cannot describe when one is all the feelings that shall be listed. These include: Frustration, Shock, Pain, Angst, Surprise, and uncertainty of what will happen next. It's Flabbergasted with a bit of dyslexia. That's how confused you are.

I am so gabberflasted from everything that has happened from Tuesday till now, it's like my world has done a 360.

by Thatgirlwheused2beurgirl January 11, 2010

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Avid gambler

Someone that partakes in pulling off incredibly stupid stunts, convinced by their peer pressuring friends and their cheap wagers.

"I bet you 5 dollars you won't shove this cheese sandwich up your ass."
"I'm an avid gambler, you're on!"

by V_ronica August 2, 2009

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Butt gobble

To "butt gobble" or butt gobbling is the act of spreading your partner's ass cheeks to reveal their anus. The one spreading the cheeks then proceeds to lick and nibble the presented hole in an aggressive manner. After an extended period of tongue-punching the fartbox, your partner's ass sphincter will relax and methane gas will pour out of the gates. The lucky butt spreader will then have the pleasure of gobbling the highly concentrated dose of grade A smug.

Meat Castle #1: Will you allow me the pleasure of appeasing the Gods by letting me Butt gobble you?

Meat Castle #2: Sure, I'll post up on this chair so you'll have the best plan of attack.

*20 minutes later*

Meat Castle #2: Nice butt gobbling, I'm ready to blow!

Meat Castle #1: Thanks for letting dine on your turd cloud.

by SteveCoreyFoRealz November 10, 2013

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