Goldfish people

A group of people that seem almost oblivious to there surrounding. They tend to have their feelings hurt easily and be comforted even easier.

"We get hurt easily and we resolve things easily... we're like goldfish people." -Gillian Jacobs interview with E!online about the characters of Community.

by OneTroubledSpoon May 11, 2012

goldfish clothes

Clothes that are a little too big, but you end up gaining weight to fit them, much like a goldfish grows to fit their tank.

I bought my boyfriend size 36 pants and they turned into goldfish clothes. First he complained they were too loose; now he says they're too tight.

None of my clothes fit any more, but if I buy new ones I know they'll just turn into goldfish clothes.

by Amarantha10 December 19, 2005

Goldfish Memory

Bad memory, forgetful

I have goldfish memory, I only retain information for 5 seconds, then it is ... what was I saying?

by anonymous February 1, 2022

Goldfish Challenge

Where someone swallows a goldfish whole without the need of water or choking. It can be any size and bought at a local pet store. This also needs to be a real live goldfish, not dead or fake. It's slimy and gross, if you want to be dared to do it go ahead, and it's easier than cinnamon ;)

Person 1: I dare you to do the goldfish challenge!
Person 2: WTF is that?
Person 1: Swallow a live goldfish whole!
Person 2: What do I get?
Person 1: A goldfish in your stomach.. and 5 dollars if you can do it without throwing up
Person 2: OKAY! :D
(Also goldfish are quite big)
Person 2: *chokes* ahh can't.. ahh breathe! *chokes*

by ThatGirlDownTheBlock?Fuckyeshh March 29, 2011

goldfish girl

A goldfish girl is like that one girl in kindergarten that always had goldfish in her teeth. she always had a very distinct personality and for some reason it was sometimes she would spit all over and her goldfish guts would get on you.

Stella is such a goldfish girl I can’t.

by Justin Galaxy May 8, 2021

Goldfish in a Soup Can

The inability to grow larger due to confined spaces with the added effect of being visually blocked from seeing anything outside of the confinement. #NoRoomToGrow #NotSeeingTheWorld

One day I will no longer be a goldfish in a soup can and find the right amount of space to grow.

by TheeGoldfishInASoupCan June 19, 2021

goldfish angels

The goldfish angels are the forms of eternal happiness due to their constant smile and the joy they bring to others. On the Great Chain of Being the rank below the saints but above the angels (on level with the archangels). They preside over the goldfish missionaries which are the goldfish we know. The purpose of the missionary goldfish is to bring health and joy to humans so that we may serve to our best ability.

P. S. Atheists and Non-Christians also appreciate the benefits of the goldfish angels and their missionary brethren but they do not acknowledge their true importance.

I’m feeling the blessings of the goldfish angels right now.

by ally3:6 January 22, 2022