gold bond

a golden breathmint for your balls

i had a serious case of the swampnuts until i threw some gold bond down my shorts

by dragonschld June 12, 2008

Gold Bron

The act of clapping your hands together in an upward motion with large quantities of Gold Bond on them before you apply it to the area that needs relief. Screaming is optional.

Brian- "You ready for that four mile nature walk?"
Jason- "Not until I Gold Bron up!"
Dean- "That's a good idea."

by WhiskyNick July 7, 2011

Gold digger

Some girl who dates a guy only for his or his family's wealth.

That girl Brittany is such a gold digger! She only likes nathen for his money lol!

by Swaggerman March 1, 2015

gold gold

similar in meaning to black gold, but instead of referring to crude oil, refers to nacho cheese coming out of the ground.

Person 1: "Have you heard of nacho cheese bubbling out of the ground?"
Person 2: "You mean like 'black gold'?"
Person 1: "No, GOLD gold!"

by sungodRa April 22, 2008

gold and white

The color of the fucking dress that practically everyone and their mom has seen.

Me: Mom, what color is that dress that is trending?

Mom: Well honey it's gold and white.

by Maby109 February 28, 2015

gold nigger

A jew. Also known as a kike, a heeb, or a yid. Called gold niggers in reference to both their racial inferiority and their demonic obsession with money. Easily recognized by their large hooked noses, hideous voices, and foul odor.

"I aint sayin' he's a gold nigger,
but his nose couldn't be bigger,"

by Krankhous March 21, 2010

Gold star aroace

An asexual aromantic who never had sex and never was in a romantic relationship.Truly a blessed person who didn't lose time on mentioned shits.

That's me.I am gold star aroace

by hello_from_the_other_side August 11, 2021