A shithole town that is dragged down even more by its neighboring towns of Hudson Falls and Fort Edward. Their education is no where near their football and basketball is a joke. They always think there better even though their high school ceilings are caving in by the second.
by GregCo December 6, 2018
Get the Glens Fallsmug. A little tourist town in upstate N.Y that has a couple of waterfalls and a Nascar track on the outskirts of it. Makes most of the locals want to kill themselves.
by Lilteapott December 28, 2016
Get the Watkins Glenmug. Glen Ridge is an NJ Yuppie suburb of Montclair, differentiated from it by being mostly white Catholics from New Jersey pretending to be yuppies despite their otherwise roots. Glen Ridge has the 3rd oldest house age in the country, and is distinguished by its excellent public schools with well-known drug and drinking problems. Almost 85% of the borough of Glen Ridge (population 7,500) is in a Victorian/Early 20th Century Historic District. Cindy Sherman is totally from Glen Ridge, and Tom Cruise spent the last few years of his educational career here, where he started acting. Glen Ridge is also known as the site of "Our Guys", when a number of high school jocks raped a mentally disabled girl and denied that it was rape. This was exacerbated by GRHS covering it up, though they all eventually were convicted. Since then, the jock culture has declined in GR, and though most students are very isolated, the most evil are no longer typically asshole jocks. Part of this is that no male sports team in Glen Ridge is considered prestigious because of a. The efforts of the town to dismantle the jock hierarchy, b. The small size of the town, and c. That everyone is too lazy and stoned/obsessed with their grades to care. The students tend to fall into either of those categories, and all seemed to be obsessed with drugs and alcohol as a shallow way to end their perpetual shelteredness and boredom. GRHSers (whom the town is still known for) are seen by Montclair teenagers as totally sheltered and sadly unhip. Most people are upper middle-class or wealthy, and tend to be people from NJ who lived in the city for awhile and then came back, as opposed to Montclairians, who are from NYC or other parts of the country and then moved to NJ, considering Montclair as the only place they would move to. Glen Ridge was once known for the institutionalized implicit racism of the Glen Ridge Country Club, a now all-but-defunct standard. Adults from GR are called Ridgeroos, while kids are called Ridgers, after the sports teams.
by JLe March 6, 2005
Get the Glen Ridgemug. by Robert McLightening December 20, 2004
Get the Glen Fmug. Glen is a ooo ooo ahhh ahh monkey boy who likes to tickle bananas and suck on toes. All glens have mustaches and dark skin tone and you cant tell if they are Asian, black, Mexican, or strait up monkey. And they love to swing on trees. Glens are also very privileged and they all have smoking hot moms.
by hdhdhfhdjhsbdbd September 15, 2022
Get the glen castmug. a place where scummers go to school and quite a few skanks and is famous for sucking at almost every sport
by bethanyliz May 25, 2008
Get the glens fallsmug. Not a bad place, maybe some huge dirtbags clean people. Not the greatest at sports but we have champions, such as hacksaw Jim Dugan a wrestler from WWE. Jimmer Ferdet *not sure about spelling of his last name being spelled right* a great basketball player and now is in a college not sure which one, appeared in college playoffs but lost. A linemen on the Ravens in the NFL. Currently a Class-B school was a Class-A. Near by towns are Queenbuy *rivals* Lake Georege about 30 min away. Saratoga 15 min away.
by Jebidiya June 25, 2008
Get the Glens Fallsmug.