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Alexandria’s Genesis

Internet disease that isn’t real:

Alexandria’s Genesis-Purple Eyes

Φ Clear, silver-like purple eyes (after 1st birthday; deepen in color until onset of puberty)
Φ No facial or body hair growth beyond what was already there at birth
Φ Dark brown or black hair
Φ Shimmering white skin that resist tanning and burning
Φ Lack of menstruation cycle (in women)
Φ Highly evolved immune system (has been known to resist every disease known to man so far)
Φ Appear 5-20 years younger (after the age of 21, the aging process slows down greatly; it stops completely between the ages of 40-50)
Φ Long life span (ranges from 130-170 years)
Φ Perfect vision
Φ Never overweight (their metabolism prevents the gaining of too much fat a.k.a., partial lipodystophy)
Φ Well-developed and proportioned bodies
Φ Found mainly in women of Euro-American descent
Φ Women are the primary carriers of the mutation
Φ Children born from mothers with the mutation are also carriers
Φ Mutation remains active generation after generation
Φ Mutation grows stronger generation after generation

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Person wearing purple contacts: I have Alexandria’s Genesis.

Everyone: no that’s fake
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" It's like when Suzie Anne (genshin impact) and Barbara fight and I'm in the middle."
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The Great Genshin Purge is a event that will commence any day that The Game Awards voting begins. And for the next 24 hours, all crime is legal on Genshin fans.
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Person 2: Fuck it. I will murder all Genshin fans. The Great Genshin Purge will commence.
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Genesic

1. Conjugation of the word Genesis. Connotates "from the origin" or "original" when placed before a noun.

2. Engrish word often mistranslated as Genetic.

3. Short for "Genesic GaoGaiGar", though used only by the handful of people that know about it.
MazinKaiser is to Mazinger what Genesic GaoGaiGar is to GaoGaiGar.
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genis-vell

Son of Captain Mar-Vell. Genis went temporarily batshit fucking nuts, but he's better now.
"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! I am God!"
by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005
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genshin impact fans

they are gay.
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SEGA Genesis

The North American version of the Sega Mega Drive. Sega's Genesis was released in 1989 and competed with Nintendo's old 8-bit video game system and the Turbo Grafix 16 (a 8-bit system with two processors). The best competition for the Sega Genesis would come from the Super Nintendo, who would have a higher resolution and more advanced sound chip, but the Sega Genesis was still able to compete and sometimes out do the newer Super Nintendo, partly due to the fact the Sega Genesis had about twice the processing power as the Super Nintendo.
The Sega Genesis blasted life and existance on to your TV like an electronic Big Bang
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