goff

A noun substitute for the word "golf" used by tongue twisted moosh heads who cannot speak proper English.

As Mike suggested that we play a round of "goff", we all laughed at his eggregious mispronunciation.

by whuffie October 4, 2005

goff

someone who likes wu tang.

hey you a goff? you like wu tang!

by dang April 4, 2004

goffybashing

1. A term used to describe a situation in which 1 or more goffs are being bashed

2. To goffy bash means to listen to loud metal / grindcore music and have a fight in the middle of it i.e moshing

1. Dude lets go out and do some goffybashing

2. You wanna goffybash with me?

by RonTomJake August 5, 2007

Goff

To perform an awful swing or land the ball WAY in the rough while playing the game of golf.

To be terrible at the game of golf.

Wow, you really Goffed the heck out of that ball. It's almost in the bunker... of a different hole.

This guy really plays golf like a Goff.

by Ukurugenzi February 26, 2010

goffy

a vow to twerk

yo logan said that george made a goffy

by jacob lol April 17, 2022

Jolly Goffer

a goffer that is really jolly, and there is only one goffer that is the jolliest of all goffers in the world

Yo that dude is a jolly goffer, he must be the jolliest of all goffers in the world.

by JolliestOfAllGoffers June 20, 2023

goff

A guy that changes everything about himself to get a girl that it turns him gay.

My neighbor is a Goff.

by SCARFACE101 May 5, 2004