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wall of fuckwit

When you're shopping at a Tesco superstore (on your own, like a responsible person) and suddenly look down an aisle to see a stupid couple having an argument about what type of cheese to get right next to a member of staff stocking shelves, with two more random people discussing the weather further along.
Note to self: turn around and come back later -- no way you're getting through that wall of fuckwit just now.
by BelaLugosi'sDead March 15, 2021
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"Dude Josh is SUCH a fuckwit."
"I have to agree bro, he is so dumb."
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A person employed by an agency to work alongside someone who has been doing the same job for years, and the fuckwit will not take any advice from the experienced worker
Why didn't you ask how to do that, you fuckwit!
by tonyhighlands April 19, 2018
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Hires someone for the purpose of firing them only even when the person was reluctant to work for them because they know what the plan is already
That fuckwit just acted like he fired me a few days after he says he was hiring me what a useless fat fuck
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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by AnonIII July 2, 2012
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A manner of notifying someone that they are about to attempt or have recently attempted and act which may endanger themselves or others. Usually applied to those who have no common-sense, limited intelligence, excessive enthusiasm and didn't file a Job Safety Assessment or Risk Assessment with their brains before attempting the act.
"Oi! Ya fuckwit! A u-turn over double lines in peak hour traffic at 100 km/h on a motorcycle is a bit fucking stupid! If ya failed I would have laughed me way through your fuckin' funeral!"

"Whaddya mean you tested how sharp the knife was with your hand? You fuckwit!"

"You cut your hand taking the seed out of an avocado? You fuckwit. You're so stupid you should be British." ref: 'avocado hand', a peculiar British ailment.
by TechnoHippie February 25, 2021
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Someone who likes all your posts but leaves you on seen when you send them an inbox
Man 1: whats the point in liking someones posts but not wanting a bar of them once they send an inbox?

Man 2: Thats just what fuckwits do
by JimKetch June 29, 2018
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