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Science Friction

The act of rubbing two bodies together to create three.
They wanted to have children, so they decided Science Friction was the best way.
by Light and Sweet November 16, 2021
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Friction Fighter

A "Friction Fighter" is a person who fights the urge to flatulate in a business conference or public place. Friction fighters can be of any sex or race as long as they perform this action.
Kid: "Mommy, why did that guy in the suit have a smile on his face?"

Mom: "Princess, that man was a friction fighter."
by iTim2012 May 28, 2010
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frictional statement

A non-legitimate assertion regarding force-impeding drag between two surfaces.
My supposedly-on-a-strict-sugar-free-diet cousin claimed dat its having taken him a longer-than-normal time to pedal to da hardware store and back was merely due to da bike's having stiff bearings and there being a strong headwind during part of da journey, but dat was obviously just a frictional statement dat he'd made up in an attempt to cover for da fact dat he had actually stopped at da candy store on his way back --- I happened to know dat da weather was dead-calm dat day, plus I had thoroughly greased and oiled said two-wheeler just a few days earlier.
by QuacksO January 1, 2022
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Simulate the Friction

Simulating the friction: To take action of ridiculous activities pruely to irritate anyone by the name of Ethan
Chris: Hey Ethan I'm going to simulate the friction to stimulate the if loop.
Ethan: Fucking damn it.
by CTCR May 31, 2018
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Friction Dancing

A dance between a man and a female that have their genitals interlocked with each other, with the act of performing intercourse
At Club Madonna, Friction dancing is only allowed in our private rooms we provide
by SCrusher88 July 13, 2016
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