falshing

To flash your fake boobs

Man ever since Jenn got her boob-job she has been falshing them all over campus.

by joeyjoejo1200 June 10, 2009

Frenching

Laughing so hard while on the toilet that you make the affair both easier and terrifying.

"That banter had me frenching so hard last night I had to hire a professional cleaner this morning.

by Sir Butt May 27, 2019

frog felching

The act of sucking pus out of an anus (with or without a straw) from a rectal smegma.

Dude Fabian was frog felching my anal smegma! I feel so relieved!

by Daniel2010 October 25, 2017

Self-Felching

The retrieval of sperm from one's own rectum done with the use of a long straw to establish the mouth-anus connection.

Dude, have you ever tried self-felching while pounding off?? It feels amazing!

by The Molester 69 February 11, 2018

felching

the homesexual act of inserting first a paper towel holder tube into the other parterns anus, and after the tube has been inserted all the way into the anus, taking a small furry animal, ie. a gerbil, and putting it into the paper towel tube that has been fully inserted into the anus, then just watching the hillarity insue.

last night heron was felching with mike and the gerbil got stuck.

by the_nugget April 8, 2009

kettle felching

A sexual act where-in a partner ejaculates into the partner's anus and then orally sucks the cum out.

John loved kettle felching Mary after a hard day's work.

by turandota August 6, 2008

Fleshing

To partake in an act traditionally of a sexually brutal nature in reference particulary to the female genetalia.

So...you've come for the fleshing.

Well your early...it's gonna be a bloodbath.

Last night was a flithy fleshing.

I'd give her the goo...not before the fleshing.

by Theartist July 24, 2013