Hot Pocket in the Freezer

When a person performs acts of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.

Kaleb was ready for a hot pocket in the freezer but it wasn’t cold enough outside.

by All Bets Hedged March 7, 2020

defrosting two freezers

After many months of being on your own, finally the urge takes over and its time to defrost the two freezers. After months of neglect it’s time to spank the monkey with some five knuckle shuffle.

My Only Fans channel is loosing subs - time to get defrosting two freezers and boost my likes.

by The Bruces February 6, 2023

freezer

to get raped into a gang bang in a freezer

someone was in the freezer last night

by realhannah October 24, 2018

freezer treat

A popsicle

DJ-"I like freezer treats. They are tasty."
Christina-"You're so cool I mistake you for a freezer treat sometimes."

by DJWendler May 17, 2010

freezer burn

Soreness from having sex in a cold place.

The coeds returned from the camping trip with freezer burn.

by thanos is power December 2, 2013

hopped into a freezer

A euphemism for sex.

"Jane Doe and I hopped into a freezer at the convention"

by Psyha September 29, 2008

in the freezer

Locked up in jail. In a box getting old as the wold passes you by. Frozen in time.

Me: damn bro, where the been?
Him: they had me "in the freezer"

by Streetlights215 September 3, 2017