Jill myself

The act of getting a woman named Jill to kill you because you too much of a coward to do it yourself

"I'm going to Jill myself" *gets shot by a person named Jill*

by Jerome2123 December 13, 2020

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Punch myself

When you are disappointed, sad, or angry at yourself. you act really silly or behave in a very cringe way. Maybe you really like someone and just can’t say it and cut off contact and act like an asshole.

I can’t believe i am so stupid…
I want to punch myself

by Moonwolf1987 September 10, 2022

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evil to myself

to be cruel to yourself cos your a dak

i felt like hurting myself cos i am a dak so i punch myself in the jaw

by Daak July 4, 2003

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flashbanged myself

Wherein one farts while sitting still and/or in a confined space, accidentally or intentionally, forcing him/her to smell their own fart until it dissipates.

As opposed to Crop Dusting.

Derived from when one mis-throws a flash bang grenade in Call of Duty, usually hitting a wall or backside of a teammate, causing it to explode right near you, disorienting oneself instead of the enemy.

I flashbanged myself at work today because I couldn't leave my cubicle. It stank for a minute but then it went away.

I think Mike flashbanged himself because I saw him sniff the air he was sitting in a few times, after which he had a disgruntled look on his face.

by DAMU21 April 26, 2011

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