Kobe

Kobe is a very sexy and buff guy, he has a huge penis that sways at the rythm of any beat that just so happens to be played as he walks. Kobe also has 3 brains, so he is never wrong. You are a very unlucky person if you happen to cross him in a bad mood.

Yooo that’s a huge dick! What’s your name, kobe?

by Big man kobe January 15, 2022

Kobe

Kobe is a fun person who can be very obnoxious all the time. he is kinda good looking and no girls like him. He is smart and he makes jokes a couple of times that people laugh at. He is pretty shy but if you become his friend he will be his true self which is very weird.

Girl so do you like kobe?
Another girl no he's ugly!
GirlIKR!!

by Youngdaggerwoes November 20, 2019

Kobe

used to +248% percent chance when throwing anything in a basket

*kid throws a paper ball in the trash and misses*
Kyle: KOBE!! *makes the basket
kid: :O how??
Kyle: one day I shall teach you young whippersnapper

by Bronny James February 13, 2020

Kobe

Greatness, drive, and family

Kobe!!!

by Nico6407777 January 28, 2020

Kobe

When a literal garbage bag reanimates and tells you brb in five mins then comes back an hour later

"Brb just got to do something I'll be back in five mins" never comes back like the real Kobe

by Salt central May 27, 2018

Kobe

Kobe is usually someone you struggle to understand and a touch retarded. His beard looks like an un groomed arse crack, some say he's an absolute creature, but they love him anyway

You cooked cereal in a pan, your so kobe

by Kobella November 22, 2021

Kobe

When someone takes a shot at a basket ball hoop, trash can or any other circular object with a sphere. From the basket ball player Kobe Brian. Similar to YEET.

e.g. (dribbles)..."KOBE!"...(swoosh)"Yeah!"
(Dribbles with basketball up to net, throws ball yelling kobe and gets it in the net.)

by Xx_The_King_Man_xX June 13, 2018