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Foof-head

adj. (American *fluff*, slang foof. "Fluff in the brains"; not thinking straight) : chiding term for awesome people who are slacking. Usually used for absentminded close friends and loved ones.
n. : Someone who is foof-headed.
"He is being quite foof-headed today."
"Stop that, you foof-head."
by ZizzleFizzy November 28, 2012
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Snaggle foof

Like the snaggle tooth, this is a take on a rather disorganised and untidy trimming of the vulva/vaginal variety.
With varying degrees of pubic growth.

Typical in overweight ladies over the age of 40, who cannot visualise the area needing pruning.

Rather alike to a friar tuck hair do, on occasion.
“Darling, would you mind awfully trimming my lady garden? Only I cannot see to tidy her and it’s terribly snaggle foofed downstairs.”

Gone are the days of a Brazilian or a vajazzled landing pad. It’s a snaggle foof all the way
by zosieposiepuddingandpie July 17, 2024
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foof

when music is like wah and then weeeh at the same time yk
"we need to find foof sounds shanny"
"yea but i think this song coud use more faff sounds val"
"omg like archi"
by valenny April 28, 2022
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Foof

Jon: “Ayo Jack, you get that Prada bag for your girl?”

Jack: “The one I got her is foof, let’s hope she can’t tell”
by J Vo May 4, 2022
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FooF

A person who eats food weirdly ~ Maressa & Koza 6/11/19
Maressa~ Drops food

Koza ~ you nasty foof
by michael koza June 10, 2019
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Foof

Foof

A stink a stench an odor an unpleasant smell
FOOF
your pubic area smells, foof!

I was third knuckle deep when I got a waft of something foofy.
by Smellygroin November 17, 2020
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Foof

The Foof is the isolated patch of chest hair that exists only over the sternum, which is the center of the chest and generally above nipple elevation. It is distinct from a Full Tom Selleck, which is a broad, chest-sweeping man rug. Foofs are often formed on adolescent young men who are on their way to developing a Full Tom Selleck, or else on men with deficient levels of testosterone.

The FSNA, or Foof Society of North America, has in recent years stressed that a true Foof is limited to chest hair grown solely within a few inches out from the centre of the chest, and is not a light spritzing of chest hair that spans the entire breastices of a man. While Foof scholars have largely come out in support of this view, the issue remains unresolved to this day.
"Dude, your foof is poking out through your shirt."
by Napalm_Panda February 18, 2015
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