when your school gets cancelled, and no one will make out with you because a mexican baby 2000 miles from you dies of swine flu
Dick: I have to have an extra week of school at the end of the year because of the swine fluke!
Harry: I know! i didn't get any ass this week.
Harry: I know! i didn't get any ass this week.
by kundus May 11, 2009
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"Weren't you suppose to hang out with your friend tonight?" "Yeah, but they fluked"
"Weren't you suppose to hang out with your friend tonight?" "Yeah, but they fluked"
by brittanyxcarter April 20, 2011
Get the fluke mug.Origin: Nigeria. Black beauty, who cares less about thing's, very lovely and sweet. Meaning, placed in God's hands, in the yoruba language.
by Dior's girl November 23, 2021
Get the Folukemi mug.Origin: Nigeria. Black beauty, who cares less about thing's, very lovely and sweet. Meaning, placed in God's hands, in the yoruba language.
by Dior's girl November 23, 2021
Get the Folukemi mug.To falsify an excuse to leave the room for a short duration when your actual intention is to leave indefinately.
"I thought you only went to the toilet?"
"No, I was smashed so I did a FLUKER BYE and went home"
"Where's Rick gone, I thought he was only going to use his phone?"
"Nope, he did a FLUKER BYE and is now tucked up in bed"
"No, I was smashed so I did a FLUKER BYE and went home"
"Where's Rick gone, I thought he was only going to use his phone?"
"Nope, he did a FLUKER BYE and is now tucked up in bed"
by Jason Halstead November 10, 2008
Get the Fluker Bye mug.The act of performing an accidentally successful stroke, as in billiards/pool, such as aiming to pot a ball in one pocket but accidentally managing to get it into another. Or, potting another advantageous ball altogether.
by YoLePoko September 5, 2014
Get the flukery mug.The ultimate feeling of disappointment. "You got Folkered", the proper way of using the word is similar to "you got punk'd".
alternative definition: when you are corrected on a fact of minute importance (such as the proper term for a roundabout - hint: its traffic circle).
alternative definition: when you are corrected on a fact of minute importance (such as the proper term for a roundabout - hint: its traffic circle).
by farmerjohn April 7, 2015
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