Cunt Flap

The labia of a woman's vagina, also a derogatory name for a woman.

Tina was being such a cunt flap the other day.

I'll bet her cunt flaps dance in the breeze.

by Gingersaurus October 29, 2009

Flappage

The alternative name for the part of the vagina called the Labia.

Lets say a group of lads standing outside a.... i dont know, a tyre Warehouse saw a fit lass walking past, they might say "check out the flappage"in order to bring everyones attention to the fit lass.

Or you could say, "i got some bwad flappage last night" meaning you had some vinga action.

by Matthew Humphreys October 20, 2008

flaparazzi

noun:
someone who is always in the back-ground of a live news report, waving stupidly at the camera.

mj: "dude check out that flaparazzi, such a joker."

by its_aks November 5, 2005

flapjowler

A person who never stops talking absolute shit

That Morag is a right flapjowler, I wish she would shut the fuck up!

by visciousvegetables June 2, 2007

Butter Melting on a Big Ole' Pile of Flapjacks

The best feeling in the world. When everything in life is just right.

"I feel like a slab of butter melting on a big ole' pile of flapjacks!"

by MeltButterFlapjacks September 19, 2009

flapdiddly

A flapdiddly is to do a u-turn

D- We passed our turn to Stillorgan!
PJ- We can do a flapdiddly at the next junction!

by Baron Munchausen June 13, 2008

Flap-Cheese

Female of Fomunda Cheese. Crud that collects/grows between the flaps of the vagina when it has not been washed. This can consist of Sweat, Dirt, Discharge, and possible semen...god knows what else gets stuck in between there.

"God Becky, you should wash yourself...I can smell your Flap-Cheese from here"

by thoushallnotknow August 14, 2014