flattie

the worst type of fat chick. (fat AND no boobs)

"Check out that flattie, shes just your size Brady."

by CORE LansingMi October 20, 2008

flatten

to crush an object down from a greater size to a smaller one.

to make roadkill of a person while playing an FPS such as halo or battlefield.

the cardboard box was flattened when the little kid fell on it.

the idiot was flattened when he failed to get out of the way...

by Plasmamortar April 6, 2011

Flatten and Reinstall

Your only option after your computer broadcasts your IP address.

scott@localhost:~$ netstat -r
Active Internet connections (w/o servers)
Proto Recv-Q Send-Q Local Address Foreign Address State
tcp 0 0 192.168.0.4:34432 203.59.172.8:socks ESTABLISHED
...
scott@localhost:~$ su
Password:
root@localhost:~# flatten
Flatten and Reinstall v1.0
Volume to Flatten: /dev/hda
Please select your only option (flatten/flatten_reinstall): flatten_reinstall

Previous flatten detected. Resuming from backup point...
Flattening /dev/hda... done!
Volume flattened, begin reinstall?: yes
Volume reinstalling... done!
Flatten and Reinstall again? It's the only way to be sure: no

by covox November 19, 2003

rascal flatts

the best country band ever.

not to mention the boys are hot too!

"Hey I love Rascal Flatts!"

"Yeah they are a pretty hot band!"

by BabyApe September 4, 2006

Flatts syndrome

A person who convulses while listing to rascal flatts ie highway 66

Bob has flatts syndrome

by undertakeisrock February 19, 2009

Flattitude

That grateful feeling when your flatulence doesn't leave a surprise in your shorts.

While stuck in traffic, Dave gave a sigh of flattitude when the fart was only a fart.

by elKeitho May 26, 2016

FlattyKawa

A door that goes to Aoba Johsai. And also plays volleyball as a setter. :)

"Flattykawa! Are you ready for the game?"
"Yeah Iwa-Chan!"

by DUMBGAY-ANGEL DUST May 23, 2021