Flasterbate

Accidently or purposefully flatulating while masterbating. Defined at Neven's Pond, Keith County, NE.

Keenan: Man I farted while beating it.
Phil: Dude, don't flasterbate in the lodge.

by D.J. French Toast August 25, 2008

faustino

another word for cool, awesome, ect.

"Did you like that band?"
'Yeah, they were so Faustino.'

by carlahhh December 9, 2008

flustered

Being annoyed and agitated at the same time

You are being such an ass im getting so flustered

by Nick Tetreault ;Tim Hanson February 4, 2008

flist

A nickname or slang term used to talk about ones LiveJournal.com "friends list"

Dude, I have to check my flist.

by Emily September 5, 2004

claude faustus

Probably the worst character in kuroshitsuji (Black Butler). He'll never be as good as Bassy. He denied Alois's affections and killed him. He is a terrible, emotionless, heartless character who doesn't really have any character.

You: I ship Claude Faustus and Alois Trancy SO HARD!
Me: What the actual shit is wrong with you.

by CountingCurses November 24, 2015

Flusterfuckstrated

An adjective describing an agitated individual who is withholding a strong desire to have sexual intercourse after a prolonged period of withdraw.

Damn I really wanted to Netflix and Chill with my man tonight but I just got my period. That makes me so Flusterfuckstrated.

by neverlandhoe August 27, 2016

Star Flustered

That feeling of shock and awe when you find out one of your teammates is actually a pro gamer.

"Jace if I found out you were actually JJonak, I would be star flustered."

by GreenBunny20 January 31, 2020