Functionally Fucked

Drunk as a motherfucker but with an odd sense of clarity and functionality.

Person 1: "How is Ben taking a test right now, he's had 18 drinks??"
Person 2: "I guess he's just functionally fucked."

by Ttirrem ikslahcim November 28, 2021

Mother Function

When your a nerd and aren't aloud to swear.

mother function told me to clean my room…so I did.

by trufflebutter April 22, 2016

topular function

gettin head. oral sex.

Aye yo i heard u got that topular function last night RS.. nah i got head dumbass, same thing hoe

by DirtyBubby May 25, 2018

multi-fucktional

being capable of staying alive and performing your everyday tasks while you're fucked up by life!
in other words, fucked up but still multi-functional

Shelby has been really fucked up lately! but damn he's awesome
he still manage to be multi-fucktional

by Sparklz bitch! April 26, 2019

mass function

A large congregation of friends or a big crowd. It can be used at an OC or any where where there are more then 3 people who are part of the same friend group.

Evan: Yo there are so many heads at this party!
Michael: Yeah it’s a mass function!

by mshahonlydubs March 29, 2023

Erectile Function

When the Shlong cooperates when banging the female in a way in which is epic and amazing, unlike Erectile disfunction this makes you look like a god amongst the female species rather than a pussy, praise the erectile function mother fucker.

OH GOD I have erectile function

by Blackconnormcgregor May 8, 2023

High-Functioning-Liberal

A high-functioning-liberal, in a candid perspective, refers to an individual who identifies with some of the completely stupid liberal political beliefs and values but does not necessarily conform to stereotypes that some people associate with liberalism, such as having unconventional hair colors, being as fat as Lizzo, or taking 3-5 business days when they state their preferred pronouns.

Emily is considered a high-functioning-liberal. Despite being a staunch advocate for progressive policies and social justice causes, she preferred her natural hair color, maintained a healthy lifestyle, and didn't share her fucking pronouns.

by GlizzyGobbler1141 October 24, 2023