Dental Floss

A product constantly pushed by the dental profession to become popular with the average human. Unfortunatly no one ever uses it and is constantly harassed by dentists who recieve gifts from the floss company to advertise and insist people use their product.

Dentist: I see you do not use dental floss.
Man: Yes i just don't have the time but i do brush 3 times a day.
Dentist: Oh well uhh... YOU HAVE GINGEVITUS THEN!!

by Urine Therapy January 26, 2009

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pubic floss

When one wakes up after being teabagged and commences to floss his or her teeth with the pubic hairs left in his or her mouth.

After he was done pubic flossing, he coughed up a furball.

by TimilDeeps November 2, 2003

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Floss

A tool for maintaining good oral hygiene. Also, 9-year-olds still obsessed with Fortnite have used it to get on their parents nerves when asked to perform the everyday dental procedure.

Wow, that kid was actually flossing his teeth? They mostly floss their freaking legs nowadays.

by Turdmeister69 April 1, 2020

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Chode-Floss

1: (noun) A drying device, e.g: a towel, used in the act of chode-flossing.

2: (verb) The act of passing a drying device, e.g: a towel, to and fro repeatedly between ones legs against one's chode for the purpose of drying the targeted region.

E.G: (v)
A: Oh my god, dude! I think Catherine might have chode-flossed with my bath towel this morning!
B: Why do you think that?
A: There's red pubes all over it!
B: Oh dude, that's fucking sick.

E.G: (n)
A: So yeah, man, I need to make a trip to Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some chode-floss.
B: Good plan, dude. I'd do the same.

by Razor Bear September 28, 2008

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