flard

(adj.) A state which is neither flacid nor hard.
(n.) A penis which is neither flacid nor erect, but rather somewhere in between.

I had a great stiffie, but an ugly girl walked in and it became flard.

by admon May 6, 2006

FLIRGE

First Lady I'd Rather Get Elected

source:http://www.gaywired.com/Article.cfm?ID=20316

Palin might be a MILF, but Clinton is a FLIRGE

by roger_lew October 24, 2008

flid

A childhood insult, similar in meaning to spaz. Presumably derived from the word thalidomide.

by Anonymous January 30, 2003

Firdouse

a person who gets lots of lap dances from girls
also a person of heaven or (Junnah)
also knows as a person who receives popcorn from his mother
a name given to a person that goes to paradise

is that a Firdouse over there?

by mohammad;) March 13, 2017

flirj

First lady I'd rim job.

OMG, Hillary Clinton is such a flirj!

by Dantheman3d3 October 29, 2008

Feird

A combination of funny & weird

It was a really feird weekend

by VirtualRay May 11, 2010

Flirg

Flirg is an acronym that stands for "First Lady I'd rather gag." It could be used to describe an ugly and un-bonable First Lady. Same as "flirj" but more plausible acronym.

Sarah is not just milf but a potential VPILF, but Hillary is totally flirg.

by SGreen October 30, 2008