Flesh Lasagna

Garfield's favorite type of lasagna. Likes to put his feline dick in that nice pussy. Flesh lasagna is the best kind of pussy.

Garfield - MMM YES FLESH LASAGNA
JON - No Garfield thats my wife!

by JONmrGarfield September 6, 2019

flesh vault

A woman's vagina. Could also be a asshole.

Her flesh vault accepted my cock after I put some ky jelly on.

by jimmybomm June 4, 2020

flesh condom

A person's physical body. From the the perspective that they are merely shells that house our souls.

"Yo, Dalton! Check out the flesh condom on that babe!"

by K41n3n October 24, 2017

flesh balls

the distinction of seeing a man's actual, unclothed testacles.

OMG, I totally saw his flesh balls hanging out of his short shorts. I'm not talking about an outline, this reference is talking about actual testicles visible outside of any fabric. It's real, nude, scrotum.

by Dirty Santa September 7, 2009

flesh volcano

After anal sex, a large penis and or object is pulled out of an asshole causing ones butthole to turn inside out and spewing poop everywhere like an angry volcano.

Damn man, my couch is ruined after I pulled my Wiener and car keys out of her butthole and that FLESH VOLCANO erupted.

by LpCarrDsch February 15, 2017

flesh rod

term describing penis

'bend over and i'll stick my flesh rod in yo' ass'

by Luke Webber May 17, 2005

flesh baton

A large, flesh colored rubber dick

Murphy is quite skilled using a flesh baton.

by Gander Commander May 31, 2016