Forgot the Iron Fleet

To overlook an obvious, easily foreseeable or predictable consequence of one’s actions.

“He decided to carjack a guy in a parking lot with tire shredders that he stepped over when he walked in.”
”Oh … he really forgot the Iron Fleet.”

by Smartnership November 18, 2023

Sheet Fleet

The crusty sheets smeared with the dead remains of a once thriving little army of soldiers on the side of a mans bed, where he wipes his hands after masturbating and not having a towel nearby.

I was staying at my mans place last night, and totally grabbed his sheet fleet when I went to adjust the sheets.

by Swanee June 15, 2018

Fleet simp

A complete and utter loser

Guy 1: I have a gaming pc and u dont NOOB BROKE
Guy 2: You're still a fleet simp

by Undber January 2, 2021

Douche Fleet

A group of douches normally containing at least three Douche Tanker's and several Douche Canoe's.

"That group of guys are a real Douche Fleet."

by thepainfuldeath September 21, 2009

Fleet on the Meat

When a man has unlimited rizz as evident by numerous bitches on his dick

Guy 1: bro look at the roster of sneaky links I got in my phone so far
Guy 2: damn bro save some pussy for the rest of us you got a whole ass fleet on the meat

by Daddy's Patties March 5, 2023